The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[yossi]

Whoever invented rice krispie bars was a good person worthy of heaven.

Make them with golden grahams and chocolate chips - Smore krispies. You're welcome.

 

[pensivepoet]

Make them with golden grahams and chocolate chips - Smore krispies. You're welcome.

Just reading this made my stomach hurt.
I can only take sweet so far.

 

[yossi]

It's really not much sweeter. Especially if you use very dark chocolate.

 

[pensivepoet]

It's really not much sweeter. Especially if you use very dark chocolate.

I wish my stomach liked the same things my taste buds like.
I guess I should've raised it better.
That's the best thing about being from Minn.
Them Norskie mamas make the best bars.
Family gatherings are just an excuse for a chocolate high.

 

[neci]

Zucchini squash varieties include round zucchini.
I suppose that someone could hollow one out, and replace the pulp,
with the external clear lenses and floating insides of a Magic Eight Ball.

A round zucchini used as a sex toy, would be less dangerous than a Magic Eight Ball toy. (Although, I am almost certain the emergency room has had to extract one.)

neci, are you watching that strange TV show about sex-related injury cases, in the ER ?

i do not know this show. i rarely watch tv. no cable. just electronic rabbit ears.

 

[spacekowboy]

I could go for some cotton candy.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/april-ludgate1.jpg?w=600&h=350

 

[doctor_insanus]

Make them with golden grahams and chocolate chips - Smore krispies. You're welcome.

Anything with s'mores is automatically awesome.

Do this!

 

[lovetoread]

I could go for some cotton candy.

me too

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I have not seen an episode, but the TV guide has it listed.

I suppose it would be more disturbing to see a gigantic eye using a pelvis as it would an eye socket, and using labial folds as upper and lower eyelids, than it is to an eye embedded in the palm of a hand. (Pan's Labyrinth)

 

[GimpyIntellect]

No posts on the board in 10 minutes?

Did everyone simultaneously combust?

 

[butters]

No posts on the board in 10 minutes?

Did everyone simultaneously combust?

shh... i'm watching Outlander

 

[GimpyIntellect]

shh... i'm watching Outlander

I've never heard of it.

Is it porn?

 

[butters]

I've never heard of it.

Is it porn?

http://img.bg.sof.cmestatic.com/media/images/original/Mar2016/2111029355.jpg

 

[Que]

This retaurant has bowls of really mild salsa and a squeeze bottle of liquid fire so you can adjust to taste. The waitress didn't know what chiles were used in the hot sauce, but has to have some Habaneros in there somewhere.

 

[lovetoread]

Jamie equals sex

 

[silver gurl]

Snow tonight?! At this rate, I am not going to have a garden or flowers.

 

[pointless]

yay. i finally resurrected my sims vampire girlfriend who died of thirst because sims npcs are incredibly stupid. now i just have to get her the fuck out of my house. yay videogames!

 

[lovetoread]

I am wanting a magnum ice cream - the double caramel one.

 

[Sean]

Oy vey. Lawsuit city.

A suspicious item discovered at Old Trafford on Sunday was a training device, police have confirmed.

The Premier League match between Manchester United and Bournemouth was called off after a suspect package was found shortly before kick-off and a controlled explosion carried out.

Police said the item had "accidentally been left by a private company following a training exercise".

 

[HarryHill]

Snow tonight?! At this rate, I am not going to have a garden or flowers.

..

 

[pointless]

I am wanting a magnum ice cream - the double caramel one.

i have never had magnum ice cream.

 

[yossi]

I'm in a bit of a foul mood today. Also I'd like to kick my water heater until all of my frustrations have been taken out on it.

 

[silver gurl]

..

Last week, we had frost in the evenings. So, who knows. Everything is late this year. Trees are just budding and none of my flowers have bloomed.

 

[lovetoread]

i have never had magnum ice cream.

its like an orgasm in your mouth