The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Wings]

We like pulling the wings off of butterflies.

So what?

 

[Not Normal]

If you're a white male in America you aren't oppressed. You aren't under attack. You aren't a target. You are not the "endangered minority." You won the fucking lottery.

 

[lovetoread]

amen.

 

[Sean]

Russia are absolutely guaranteed to bomb the fuck out of Ukraine now.

 

[lovetoread]

You really shouldn't take the Eurovision contest so seriously dude!

 

[Fata Morgana]

You really shouldn't take the Eurovision contest so seriously dude!

I nearly posted that. Haha!

 

[Sean]

Hey, the Ukrainian song was all about what genocidal bastards the Russians are. Putin was pissed even before the thing started, he must be turning the launch keys now.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lazy overcast day. Some kill rosin in the vape and just ordered bomb Chinese.

 

[Disgustipated]

Oh, and watching Zoolander 2.

 

[yossi]

Spring thunderstorms are delightful.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Someone come set these fence posts for me

Okay, you dig the holes and haul the posts to the fence line. I'll drop them in and watch you fill dirt around them while drinking beer.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Part of me thinks Denny and Dollie need their own handle.

The other part of me thinks how many more posts they'd have if that were the case.

Denny----------- we only have one computer and I'm the boss.

 

[lovetoread]

I am drinking juice and gray goose out of a minions cup with a straw. Cause I am cultured and all that shit.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I am drinking juice and gray goose out of a minions cup with a straw. Cause I am cultured and all that shit.

Denny------------- I'm drinkin a coke out of a can, belchin, and slurping because I've been around rednecks 23 years.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Denny------------- I'm drinkin a coke out of a can, belchin, and slurping because I've been around rednecks 23 years.

Ah, you know my family then.

 

[HarryHill]

Oh, and watching Zoolander 2.

better than the 1st?

 

[HarryHill]

Okay, you dig the holes and haul the posts to the fence line. I'll drop them in and watch you fill dirt around them while drinking beer.

..
steel posts, just drive them with a slider thing, makes a hellova racket especially when they hit those big rocks

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny-------<-------that's me!

Ah, you know my family then.

Denny------- We tease about southerners but they are the reason we ended up right where we are instead of down near the touristy areas.

We actually have one neighbor family that lives 150 miles from Daytona and have never been far out of their own county on the Gulf.
My very best friend and coworker talked funny. They lived in the middle of Alabama overlooking Guntersville Lake when he retired. More fine people.

I'd really like to live along the Blue Ridge Parkway.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

..
steel posts, just drive them with a slider thing, makes a hellova racket especially when they hit those big rocks

Denny------------ I've heard that sound. We have board horse pasture type fences.
On one side it's old split cypress that appears to have been here 100 years. I'd planned on using steel posts but since i wasted too much time the neighbor put in new wood posts.
It pays to wait.

I almost went to work for the company that made "Red Top" fence posts and Keystone style fence wire.

 

[neci]

put dollie on.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ted Bundy, one large feather and two orgasms.

 

[spacekowboy]

Ted Bundy, one large feather and two orgasms.

That lucky goddamn serial killer.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll bet that sly minx Gillian Anderson had something to do with it.

 

[neci]

welp. the pedo just move into town. how to you remain aware, safe, gracious, legal?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll bet that sly minx Gillian Anderson had something to do with it.

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