The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

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The rum is gone

Everybody's gone
The headlights are on but
No one's driving

-The Something Brothers

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

When and if you catch the fucker, give him a good learning experience.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/09c672a8290958f8b6cc42bfa5301875/tumblr_n4a817gGF51rvb8cmo1_400.gif

The rum is gone

Along with the thrill, I reckon?

 

[lovetoread]

I am not built to be outside of my bed past 11pm anymore.

11? Slow down young whippersnapper.

I'm lucky to be awake by 9.

 

[trysail]

...The Washington Post pegged the net worth of Kathleen Matthews (television mouth breather and Congressional candidate), who is married to MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews (professional noisemaker and liar), as somewhere between $22.5 million and $61.3 million as of 2014...




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[Lancecastor]

I guess thats what they mean by the WP having crack journalists.

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/84/f0/c8/84f0c84d9e3a8b2534f2fad70d4d5c72.jpg

 

[trysail]

It is sad testament to the state of affairs in The Mistake On The Potomac that what passes for accomplishment these days is represented by a pair of professional windbags, gossips, noisemakers and busybodies (Chris Matthews et ux) who have contributed absolutely nothing of any use to society.


The government teat-suckers all flock to Cancer On The Potomac.



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[lovetoread]

http://cdn.universalfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/funny-quotes-stupid-people.png

 

[WalksOnWater]

What if I pull your fingernails out with a pair of Kleins?

[Threats of violence prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning

.....

 

[RobDownSouth]

11? Slow down young whippersnapper.

I'm lucky to be awake by 9.

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ...and if we see your reflection in a snooooooow covered hilll......♬♩♬

 

[lovetoread]

snort

 

[removed9556]

 

[lovetoread]

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[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

This one should be non-geoblocked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khu4UbwBD_w

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sherlock movie for after brunch pleasure.
They stopped indulging us with series episodes.

*adores black and white vintage*

 

[butters]

He laboured six days, and on the seventh he continued to labour, and yea, did so even unto the thirteenth day, when at last he set himself to breathe deeply and "Thank fuck", quoth he.

that sounds like me right about now! except i'm still stuck on day 12!

This one should be non-geoblocked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khu4UbwBD_w

now that, that is fabulous

 

[lovetoread]

I've found a new sex toy

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11K5dEuegPL.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/catalog/images/hoverimage/w31900011x1.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://media.giphy.com/media/13Cp6fjUg5gXQI/giphy.gif

 

[Emerson40]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4ab1d89d3e87c4d7ce7f1f0f6eeeafda/tumblr_o5w0k5fSuq1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://media.giphy.com/media/4zCGrvPDVtwac/giphy.gif​

 

[RobDownSouth]

This one should be non-geoblocked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khu4UbwBD_w

This is the best video I've watched all year.

You have to watch it all the way through.

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://i.imgur.com/A8cvknW.gif​

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've found a new sex toy

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/11K5dEuegPL.jpg

Do you have any pictures of Sean before he met Pookie?