The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Sean]

There's a couple of half way decent actors on stage here:

http://www.david-tennant-news.com/shakespeare-live-watch-hilarious-hamlet-sketch/

 

[pensivepoet]

I feel like tying one on.
Yes, I think I shall
Hit the throttle Little Rock, here I come.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who died and made you a moderator?

 

[Wings]

What is happening?

 

[pensivepoet]

What is on 2nd base.

 

[Sean]

http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/Za4xSR4.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/WHlZDLU.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/OT78778.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/VBknV1E.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/Za4xSR4.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/WHlZDLU.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/OT78778.jpg
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/body/2016/04/VBknV1E.jpg

Say it aint so

 

[Saint Peter]

Do they turn him into a steamy rock again?

 

[Lorilei]

It's been a fun day, but now I'm toasted. Bedtime!

 

[pointless]

fun day my ass. fucking detroit can blow me. it's too far away and too fucking weird. a block of condos next to a block of desiccated ruins.

and it's too far away.

my poor, poor ass.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

 

[pointless]

sorry about that.

 

[Wings]

What the hell! That sucks Agla.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i.imgur.com/i2hgtC8.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm so pissed. I'm sure a lot of that is because there's absolutely nothing I can do about it from here.

 

[IhateClowns]

I was supposed to be at UFC 197 tonight. Would have been my first PPV live event.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I know the whys, but it seems premature for my employer to send me an email reminder to renew my license with the state 6 weeks before I will get the renewal from the state

 

[pete]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

damn that really sucks!
sorry to hear that

 

[gypsyTX]

There's a couple of half way decent actors on stage here:

http://www.david-tennant-news.com/shakespeare-live-watch-hilarious-hamlet-sketch/

In a positive note, Shitfaced Shakespeare was awesome.

On. Oops.

 

[gypsyTX]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

Crap. That really sucks. I'm sorry.

 

[Wings]

I am not built to be outside of my bed past 11pm anymore.

 

[Noor]

Wear the hat!

No costumes tonight, it's just a cozy bonfire but I always bring food. I'm in a monkey bread sort of mood lately, tonight is pecan praline and cheesy herb.

That sounds nice! I did wear the hat. The party was a mix of costumes and no costumes, smoking drinks and lots of food so there was no problem that I didn't bring any.

It was fun!

 

[TwinkleStars]

I want to fuck you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nice to know that will I am out of town someone was busy stealing thousands of dollars worth of my antique Persian silver out of a locked case. Fucking people.

That absolutely sucks.

I hope the thief is found.

 

[doctor_insanus]

The rum is gone