The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lorilei]

Tedious.

 

[Lorilei]

Also, that bluebird's a fucking asshole.

 

[juttjaw]

Also, that bluebird's a fucking asshole.

They are assholes! We have two of them that live in our back yard. I watch them terrorize the other birds.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Lorilei]

They are assholes! We have two of them that live in our back yard. I watch them terrorize the other birds.

This one's terrorizing my truck. Scratches and shit all over the driver's side.

Serious asshole.

 

[Lorilei]

And I still haven't seen them over the white cliffs of Dover, in spite of explicit promises.

D'awww.

 

[Saint Peter]

This one's terrorizing my truck. Scratches and shit all over the driver's side.

Serious asshole.

.22 birdshot.


Bye Bye Birdy

 

[Lorilei]

.22 birdshot.


Bye Bye Birdy

Can't do that!

 

[Jennifer]

Are bluebirds the same as blue jays? Those fuckers are nasty.

Had one get tangled up in my hair because I parked under a tree that had a nest.

 

[Saint Peter]

Can't do that!

Get a cat!

 

[Lorilei]

Are bluebirds the same as blue jays? Those fuckers are nasty.

Had one get tangled up in my hair because I parked under a tree that had a nest.

Nope.

Get a cat!

Can't. Too many dogs!

 

[Saint Peter]

Nope.


Can't. Too many dogs!

Get a tough mofo cat!

 

[thør]

This one's terrorizing my truck. Scratches and shit all over the driver's side.

Serious asshole.

They know what side you get in?

 

[Lorilei]

They know what side you get in?

Apparently.

 

[Saint Peter]

They know what side you get in?

Maybe she should hang the bird feeder on the passenger mirror.

 

[Lorilei]

Get a tough mofo cat!

 

[thør]

Are bluebirds the same as blue jays? Those fuckers are nasty.

Had one get tangled up in my hair because I parked under a tree that had a nest.

We have Stellar's Jays. Loud nasty fuckers. Probably a lot bigger than any bluebird of happiness.

 

[thør]

Maybe she should hang the bird feeder on the passenger mirror.

Indeed!

 

[Mr Noone]

And I still haven't seen them over the white cliffs of Dover, in spite of explicit promises.

Have you gone back to Dame Vera? That was part of the contract.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Mr Noone]

Ah. Good spot. That would be it.

Damn it. I hate fine print.

It's the second line! You need a better solicitor.

 

[Jennifer]

We have Stellar's Jays. Loud nasty fuckers. Probably a lot bigger than any bluebird of happiness.

I have no idea what a bluebird is.

 

[juttjaw]

I was thinking of one of these.. Bluejay.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlWPZQytxtPWOPplsjdgo1Aspn-N5pWv_lq17RwngvAbTeXUlS5g

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Hey Fata, have you seen Pandorum?

 

[removed9556]