The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

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Isn't it so progressively ironic when baby killers pontificate baby killing is no one else's business but the baby killer's because they claim intentionally killing a totally innocent human baby affects no one else, yet those same baby killers then need to feign like something which doesn't affect them in the least is somehow significant in any way to anything else but their progressive agenda?

rabba ro rabba?

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I would give up a lung to be able to play poker with blind luck and make it work the way people I play against do. I'd be the richest motherfucker in 3 counties.
 
I would give up a lung to be able to play poker with blind luck and make it work the way people I play against do. I'd be the richest motherfucker in 3 counties.

this is why i stopped playing online poker, its full of morons who push all in with rags and hit their flush on the river
 
Isn't it so preposterously delirious when pizza makers pontificate pizza making is no one else's business but the pizza maker's because they claim intentionally making a totally unsavory and crap pizza slice or pie affects no one else, yet those same pizza makers then need to play it off like a cheap slice or greasy pie which doesn't affect them in the least is somehow significant in every way to everything else but their unpalatable machinations?

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it's not just me:- why are passport and driving license pictures always so awful? they make people look like bloody serial killers.

i know four people who've just had to renew driving licenses or passports, plus my own pics, and they really are horrible. they make my friends look very different to how i see them day to day.
 
it's not just me:- why are passport and driving license pictures always so awful? they make people look like bloody serial killers.

i know four people who've just had to renew driving licenses or passports, plus my own pics, and they really are horrible. they make my friends look very different to how i see them day to day.

I look like Myra Hindley on mine.
 
I look like Myra Hindley on mine.

why do they do it to us? is it to give all officials a cheap laugh at our expense? so newspapers have always got a really damning picture available if we ever end up in the news accused of some crime?

my youngest found my latest passport pic most amusing. :mad:
 
why do they do it to us? is it to give all officials a cheap laugh at our expense? so newspapers have always got a really damning picture available if we ever end up in the news accused of some crime?

my youngest found my latest passport pic most amusing. :mad:
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It's a wonder the officers dinna shoot me as I walked in the drivers license place after seeing my photo
 
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It's a wonder the officers dinna shoot me as I walked in the drivers license place after seeing my photo
so why do they always look so bad? it's a goddamned conspiracy.

my forehead looks huge and one of my eyes started watering trying to not blink whilst he faffed around with the camera in the shop so it went squinty! dear god.
 
I cannot believe that I am again being called for jury duty. I am still recovering from the PTSD from 2001 when I had to sit in on a murder trial.

I did my civic duty. :mad:
 
so why do they always look so bad? it's a goddamned conspiracy.

my forehead looks huge and one of my eyes started watering trying to not blink whilst he faffed around with the camera in the shop so it went squinty! dear god.
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they need a mirror nearby and a sign saying 'primp here' :rolleyes:
 
Alrhough the whole concept of gay men being "baited" by attractive, "gay appearing" straight men is based on fear, ignorance and (likely) unresolved larent homosexual feelings, I am still a little flattered that Rob keeps saying I'm the sort of man he is queer for.

#alwaysreachingforthebait
 
Alrhough the whole concept of gay men being "baited" by attractive, "gay appearing" straight men is based on fear, ignorance and (likely) unresolved larent homosexual feelings, I am still a little flattered that Rob keeps saying I'm the sort of man he is queer for.

#alwaysreachingforthebait


Some of the essential qualities in this post are very Hashtagesque, only with way better spelling and grammar.

What's going on Query? :confused: This seems a little specific, as opposed to the general observations you usually post.

Why the bad blood between you and Rob?
 
In Canada (vs the States) you are not allowed to smile (which makes me want to smile more) in any of your legal pictures: license, passport or medical card. They all come out looking like mug shots
 
In Canada (vs the States) you are not allowed to smile (which makes me want to smile more) in any of your legal pictures: license, passport or medical card. They all come out looking like mug shots

that actually makes sense to me because only weirdos are happy to get pulled over by the cops.
 
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