The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[ElizabethWest]

Chorizo and eggs, Kahlua coffee, buttered toast

Damn. Now I want a Bacquezo from Another Broken Egg.

 

[Saint Peter]

Horns are gross. Full of spit and luggies. Never cleaned. Put away in a stanky case to fester and get moldy.

Drums are a better choice.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Horns are gross. Full of spit and luggies. Never cleaned. Put away in a stanky case to fester and get moldy.

Drums are a better choice.

My sister, who is 4'11, played marching bass drum.

 

[Saint Peter]

My sister, who is 4'11, played marching bass drum.

Respect!

Toughest job on the field.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Respect!

Toughest job on the field.

There were some days, when the wind was at its strongest, that I thought she might topple over.

 

[Lyricalli]

Chorizo and eggs, Kahlua coffee, buttered toast

Mmm... chorizo and eggs. But toast seems wrong.

 

[Jennifer]

Mmm... chorizo and eggs. But toast seems wrong.

Blasphemy! Toast is never wrong. Nor is kahlua coffee.

 

[Lyricalli]

Blasphemy! Toast is never wrong. Nor is kahlua coffee.

Coffee is always wrong. Yuck.

Given the choice between tortillas and toast, I'm going tortilla, and chorizo and eggs is tortilla food.

 

[Jennifer]

Mmm... chorizo and eggs. But toast seems wrong.

Coffee is always wrong. Yuck.

Given the choice between tortillas and toast, I'm going tortilla, and chorizo and eggs is tortilla food.

It's like I don't know who you are anymore.

 

[Saint Peter]

I cannot mail order my favorite cigars to a Maryland address.




Fucking assholes.

 

[Saint Peter]

Perfect cunt hole. I like them tight, pink and pretty too. But if I cum across a beat up well used cunt, I know I can do whatever I want to it and with it. I like me young but gimme a mature slut any day!

beat up and well used!

 

[pete]

I cannot mail order my favorite cigars to a Maryland address.



Fucking assholes.

aww, you're so sweet.
its the thought that counts, mate. you can deliver them to me in person, next time you come down

 

[Saint Peter]

aww, you're so sweet.
its the thought that counts, mate. you can deliver them to me in person, next time you come down

I will just have to pay retail at the shop in town.

Fuck.

 

[Jennifer]

I cannot mail order my favorite cigars to a Maryland address.




Fucking assholes.

You have a friend in Pennsylvania.

 

[Saint Peter]

The next thing you know they will want to tax blowjobs on craigslist.


Thanks, Obama!

 

[Saint Peter]

You have a friend in Pennsylvania.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Chorizo and eggs, Kahlua coffee, buttered toast

You, sir, know how to live well.

 

[trysail]

I cannot mail order my favorite cigars to a Maryland address.




Fucking assholes.

Welcome to The Soviet Socialist Worker's Paradise and People's Republic—

where the Politburo rules.
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It's the land of Martin "Tax 'Em" O'Malley (he of "It's only a penny" when justifying a 20% increase in the sales tax rate).




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[Noor]

Exactly.

 

[butters]

Chorizo and eggs, Kahlua coffee, buttered toast

truly scrumptious breakfast ain't bad, either

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why does brow threading hurt so damn much??!!

 

[lovetoread]

I've always wanted to try it, but I didnt know it hurt.

 

[butters]

finished the girl who kicked the hornet's nest, not sure which to pick up next so i'm sticking on a dvd instead. Howl. give it a go, anyway. if it's rubbish there's the torchwood series 1 eps 6-9, or grey skies.... know torchwood's fab but seen them already. yes, i'm wittering rather than blurting. deal with it.

 

[thør]

What does a mountain breeze taste like?

THAT depends on what's blowing in the wind.

 

[thør]

Simple breakfast of Kona coffee, pork breakfast links from the butcher, fried potato (baked yesterday), and scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar.