The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[butters]

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...mobbed-by-supporters-during-bristol-walkabout

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've always wanted to try it, but I didnt know it hurt.

Anal?

 

[lovetoread]

Anal?

Oh heck no, brow threading.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh heck no, brow threading.

Aah I see. Not tried either.

 

[Saint Peter]

Aah I see. Not tried either.

"This is going to hurt me much more that it hurts you."


*pluck*

 

[Saint Peter]

"Nice and smooth. Very nice. Now let's bleach that bad boy."


*bleach*

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtFiAxacVWk

Watch and learn.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh heck no, brow threading.

This was only my third time, but it doesn't get easier over time. At least not for me. Waxing is more pleasant. It's fascinating to watch though.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Bend over St. Pete. You need a bleaching and a spanking.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Guys, please note, I am not putting the micro needle in the anus, just around it. Like this. See? Not in. Just around. Just like this."

 

[lovetoread]

oh great, petey has made me all excited

 

[Saint Peter]

Stop by and pick up some tax free cigars on your way down.


Thanks!

 

[Saint Peter]

I want that lady to clean my oven.

 

[Wife of Bath]

This was only my third time, but it doesn't get easier over time. At least not for me. Waxing is more pleasant. It's fascinating to watch though.

I agree. I've tried threading a few times and it has been way worse than waxing. I'd much rather get waxed.

 

[thør]

I want that lady to clean my oven.

Women do that?

I just got done with dishes and cleaned out the oven.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I agree. I've tried threading a few times and it has been way worse than waxing. I'd much rather get waxed.

I thought it was just me although I generally have a high pain tolerance.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I thought it was just me although I generally have a high pain tolerance.

Me too! Threading just seems to prolong the experience. The waxing tends to be more efficient and therefore less painful.

 

[Saint Peter]

Women do that?

I just got done with dishes and cleaned out the oven.

My self cleaning oven is self cleaning right now. The self cleaner cost a little more but it is much less expensive than another house and nice truck.

 

[Saint Peter]

Back to vacuuming.

 

[HarryHill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtFiAxacVWk

Watch and learn.

gdi peter

 

[thør]

My self cleaning oven is self cleaning right now. The self cleaner cost a little more but it is much less expensive than another house and nice truck.

The oven was an easy clean. A potato exploded in there last evening. It was just a wipe-up.

 

[thør]

https://soylent-production-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/static/images/drink_800x450.57cb25ffa100.jpg

I thought it would be green.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Me too! Threading just seems to prolong the experience. The waxing tends to be more efficient and therefore less painful.

Perhaps that's it. One quick rip and you're basically done.

 

[Saint Peter]

gdi peter

"Do not put the acid wash in the anus. Just on the outside. Like this. See? Just wash it up and down. See? Not on the inside."