The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[GimpyIntellect]

Like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

I'm sure you understand.

I miss our tenderness.

 

[Aquagal]

Quiet down and drink your Coors!

I'll leave that for those Colorado peeps.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'll leave that for those Colorado peeps.

Screw them. Screw them and their pukey mountain spring water.

 

[Jennifer]

I miss our tenderness.

I miss fucking your pickle in my hallway.

 

[Mr Noone]

I love your hallway.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Getting pickled while drinking Coors in a hallway sounds kinky.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

Jennifer's hallway.

I love what she has done with the place.

 

[Jennifer]

It was worth the price of the lighting engineers.

And the Revolution.

 

[Mr Noone]

Gold leaf.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Jennifer]

Gold leaf.

Now all I need is a Goldfinger. Or four.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

Getting rid of the carpets was bold, but inspired.

I always liked the dogs playing poker rug.

I have no taste.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Jennifer and I have something special.

Those of you mocking it will be forced to have unprotected sex with her.

Repeatedly.

Until you catch something.

 

[Mr Noone]

Oh right, I have to pack my bag.

 

[gypsyTX]

Dunno, but I've never damaged mine. It's a big bath so I'm lying flat out practically, either the book is infront of my face or on me tits if a hardback. I'm super anal about my books and never damaged one yet in all these years. Of course it does help not splashing about like fucking Flipper too.

Since I have no boobs to speak of, option two is pretty much an impossibility.
And not wiggling for an extended period of time is quite the challenge.

I'd rather use a hair dryer in the bath than a kindle.

I hear that's quite energizing.

i've done it a few times, you just have to always, always keep your hands out of the water. once your hands get wet, its all over .

(btw, these were post-soccer game epsom salt soaks, not the candle-lit, wine-laden mood baths such as elle describes)

I've tried it where I kept one of my hands always dry, but even then, the pages would get damp from the steam. I love my bath near scolding hot.

I put my Kindle in a baggie.

I read on Kindle occasionally because I can borrow tons of library books without having to leave the house, but I'm definitely too clumsy to dare read that in the tub!

 

[Jennifer]

Jennifer and I have something special.

Those of you mocking it will be forced to have unprotected sex with her.

Repeatedly.

Until you catch something.

Please. It's only 7 days of antibiotic therapy. Stop being dramatic.

 

[gypsyTX]

There are not many to who I make the offer,but if you ever visit, lets bath together and share a book, I'll show you the tricks .......

I'm checking ticket prices as we speak.

I just developed a stutter.

i cannot read in the bath. i just want to steep in steaming water, until it cools then rinse.

Or let out half the cool water and refill with hot.

 

[MonaLittle]

I always liked the dogs playing poker rug.

I have no taste.

It's going straight in the garbage.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's going straight in the garbage.

 

[removed9556]

 

[MonaLittle]

.....along with that filth hanging on your garage wall that you call art.

 

[Saint Peter]

.....along with that filth hanging on your garage wall that you call art.

You leave Miss January out of this!

 

[MonaLittle]

Buy me that outfit. I'll be your Miss January.