The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

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This one was tall I wouldn't say chubby perhaps headed towards ample. Medium heels though and somehow I picture you wearing something more sensible than that.

Over by Tempe Town lake at the moment but I'm headed home so I will shall wave back from the recesses of the deck Park tunnel in about 10 minutes

I’m a little ashamed to admit that I’m headed to the mall because I need another option for tonight’s concert. I packed poorly.
 
Rereading it I realize you're already on the way to the mall so you probably have a better recommendation for what is actually available in downtown than I would know.
 
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Be thankful you are not in San Francisco Fata.

Don’t Be Alarmed by Armies of Tarantulas. They’re Just Looking for Love.

MOUNT DIABLO STATE PARK, Calif.—Pity the male tarantula in October. He’s weak from starvation and desperate for love. The object of his desire lives underground, forcing him to wander around until he stumbles over a female, who may kill him after mating. First, he may stumble into horrified humans.

Warm weather in the San Francisco Bay Area has extended tarantula mating season—a surprisingly public affair that has led to advisories from officials to be on the lookout for thousands of giant male spiders. The spiders aren’t dangerous to people, in fact it’s the other way around. That message is proving a tough sell around Halloween.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/dont-b...0?redirect=amp#click=https:/*******iTo3OGJ5K1
 
Fucking sex crazed wankers. They should be on Lit.

I've killed about 7 big ones in the past two weeks. Spiders, not sex crazed wankers. But ffs they are getting bigger over here. And chocolate bars getting smaller.

What a fucking world. 🔪🔪🔪


Hire some 'hitmen'.....AKA....tarantula hawks.

'course.....that presents a new problem. You would understand, if you ever got stung by one of those critters. (Never been bit by a tarantula)
 
Wisconsin is the only state east of the Mississippi I have never been to. Just waiting for the perfect occasion, which I assume will involve beer.

Milwaukee is really the best part about Wisconsin. And I say that as a Wisconsinite who was NOT born in Milwaukee.
 
Milwaukee was fun, and i don't know if its changed in the years i was there but it seemed very countrified for such an old city.
 
It will until you drop. And then, the next soldier will pick up your tools and carry on.
 
Why does he have to hug me in his sleep? His muscle-bound arms weigh a fucking ton, and I feel claustrophobic. :mad:
 
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