The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[dolf]

My arms are scrawny and light.

In case you wondered

Mine aren't

I'd feel safe in your arms, but may never survive the impact of your enormous schlong.

63 lbs down.

You're awesome

 

[pink]

Hola, Miss Pink.

Reads like all is well.

Things here are ok. Its fall here already.

Mine aren't

I'd feel safe in your arms, but may never survive the impact of your enormous schlong.
You're awesome

Nooooo just fucking determined, dolf. It's great to see you.

 

[thør]

Things here are ok. Its fall here already.




Nooooo just fucking determined, dolf. It's great to see you.

The weather is crappy here. Rain with snow at altitude.

Being determined is a great thing. Good job!

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/71859575_2583435391747407_4882984104489910272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQksTb5mlpNbx9XMEPhcFYwIVJHzSNj-hXemKz4j_73pwdmwcgs9aMB4PYApwWYCdz0&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=48b870c6bc2563d1b0f9c7f6af266659&oe=5E274167

 

[Wings]

I’m more thankful the night actually ended after having to listen to Macklemore for an hour. I am not drunk enough for that to be enjoyable.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I’m more thankful the night actually ended after having to listen to Macklemore for an hour. I am not drunk enough for that to be enjoyable.

M-M-Macklemore?

The S&M clubs out your way are on some next level shit, huh?

 

[y=mx+b]

Mine aren't

I'd feel safe in your arms, but may never survive the impact of your enormous schlong.
You're awesome

These rumors about me have to stop. On a good day I'm average at best.

 

[dolf]

These rumors about me have to stop. On a good day I'm average at best.

Ok, fine
I'll only be slightly crushed by your arms.

 

[y=mx+b]

Ok, fine
I'll only be slightly crushed by your arms.

Being a man of compromise that I am
I have little choice but to agree and meet you there

 

[adrina]

63 lbs down.

Nicely done.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/71859575_2583435391747407_4882984104489910272_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQksTb5mlpNbx9XMEPhcFYwIVJHzSNj-hXemKz4j_73pwdmwcgs9aMB4PYApwWYCdz0&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=48b870c6bc2563d1b0f9c7f6af266659&oe=5E274167

Definitely for yesterday. Perhaps today as well.

 

[Wings]

M-M-Macklemore?

The S&M clubs out your way are on some next level shit, huh?

It was torture and I’m neither S or M. Corporate parties are...something.

So beautiful.

Thank you

 

[y=mx+b]

No matter what it was
She'd be happy with whatever I did
As long as I did something she thought I was doing for myself.

 

[silver gurl]

I need a gold star.

 

[butters]

I need a gold star.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6gpYBYDKGv_dJBa1_4qmpp0t_yfOr-zGYWJDgpqD5uIAWNvAdAA, yes you do!

 

[thør]

The wall is going up!

 

[silver gurl]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6gpYBYDKGv_dJBa1_4qmpp0t_yfOr-zGYWJDgpqD5uIAWNvAdAA, yes you do!

Thank you Ma'am. It's sparkly.

 

[butters]

Thank you Ma'am. It's sparkly.

like you

sitting here drinking the last of my coffee, then back outside to try and finish the leveling/relaying of the patio area. time and roots made a big old mess of it. 3/4 of the way through what measures about 14'x14' i think. i'd have to measure, but it's a job and a half, working through it a small section at a time.

 

[dolf]

I'm trying very, very hard not to put people on ignore just for being stupid.

 

[trysail]

The weather forecast for today called for temperatures in the mid-60°s with a 30% chance of rain and scattered showers.



Actual weather:

Brilliant horizon-to-horizon sunshine (there is not a bloody cloud in the sky) and 72°.​

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[trysail]

Why does he have to hug me in his sleep? His muscle-bound arms weigh a fucking ton, and I feel claustrophobic.

Don't forget:

it's voluntary.​

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[HarryHill]

like you
..
I wanna be sparkly too

sitting here drinking the last of my coffee, then back outside to try and finish the leveling/relaying of the patio area. time and roots made a big old mess of it. 3/4 of the way through what measures about 14'x14' i think. i'd have to measure, but it's a job and a half, working through it a small section at a time.

..
It's not the miles; its the journey.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sunny and blue skies today, but definite chill to the wind. Scarf weather is comin' back.

Time to buy another five-buck cheapo from the street vendors. You do this because you will eventually lose it somehow while having fun and you don't feel a five dollar loss.

 

[HarryHill]

Damn Zumi, first time at the Ranch. You are an amazing artist.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://imgur.com/C3vmi0e

 

[y=mx+b]

My feelings hold her and tell her goodnight.