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I was quoting the prescient imagination of a mediocre writer.
because this is worth reposting
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That's lunch

that's still funnySighs matter.
This is what WILL happen when people keep going on dates sans me. Think of me as the universal chaperone, assessing your potential mate against my own high standards.
such is lifeIronically, it's a gift.![]()
morning, elleLittle scarlet is a good jam. We grow the tiny wild strawberries as ground cover but picking enough for jam would be tortuous. Occasionally I manage enough for a strawberry tart, which tastes great but requires some dedicated picking, and frankly, doesn't look as pretty as one with full sized strawberries, even if the taste is so explosively wonderful.

OK, even Google didn't help with that.![]()
Ava Addams and (I think) Phoenix Marie.
After a lifetime of unabashed smut loving, I know my who's who of big tittays and thick asses. Damn right I do, pally.![]()
good morning to you bothGood morning!
We are lazily still in bed. The dogs woke up because of foxes at four this morning, then we got up to do birds and pet breakfasts at quater to six, so we are lounging about now drinking coffee when we should be in the garden. G's return to five day weeks away from home is also proving a bit of a jolt to the system and running operations of things.
lovely weather so far, bright, not too hot, and perfect for a lazy sunday morning with coffee 
My phone does really odd things to posts sometimes. I have to be quick or else I'd look like a raving lunatic.
Even more so than usual.

Morning, butters! Woken early by dogs needing attention - the birds are singing prettily, though.
yeah, animals and kids don't seem to know what a sunday is. our aging mog - 18, but who doesn't believe age is a thing - decided that 5 am was breakfast time and i should be hurrying up about it too 
Fata -
1) Gorgeous AV.
2) Tiptree Little Scarlet is out. Oh dear Lord yes.
3) If you haven't yet watched Fleabag, on BBC3, do so. It's the most General Board comedy I have ever seen. It opens with the best long drawn out anal sex joke ever, has at least two great uses of 'cunt' and is full of drunk people shouting.
This is what WILL happen when people keep going on dates without me. Think of me as the universal chaperone, assessing your potential mate against my own high standards.