The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[neci]

i have to snap myself into go mode.

 

[pensivepoet]

There is no grape jelly in this house! Strawberry, yes....raspberry, yes....grape, no.

Oh ok.
I'll take the strawberry
*kicks the dirt*

 

[Disgustipated]

There is no grape jelly in this house! Strawberry, yes....raspberry, yes....grape, no.

This.

 

[RawHumor]

Took your racist piece of shitism out of that for you, wannabe.

You know, all racist pieces of shit like you should try an experiment:

It took me a minute to figure out if you were a looney left or a looney right.

So I'm racist FOR black people?

Neato!

 

[Lyricalli]

I think I just ate the best peach in the world.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I think I just ate the best peach in the world.

You make lesbianism sound so fun.

 

[pete]

Here comes the Indian food!

chicken tikka?

 

[Miles Long]

chicken tikka?

Lamb vindaloo!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't think I could eat anything right now I'm too excited.

 

[pointless]

there shouldn't any kind of jelly anywhere. jams and preserves are far superior in every conceivable way. don't be a savage.

 

[Lorilei]

there shouldn't any kind of jelly anywhere. jams and preserves are far superior in every conceivable way. don't be a savage.

Truth.

 

[pointless]

amen.

 

[pensivepoet]

there shouldn't any kind of jelly anywhere. jams and preserves are far superior in every conceivable way. don't be a savage.

That preserve shit gets stuck in my teeth.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Did you guys know the national animal in Scotland is the unicorn?

 

[Miles Long]

I don't think I could eat anything right now I'm too excited.

Excited for what?

 

[HarryHill]

I like Pollander all frut mmmmm

 

[HarryHill]

there shouldn't any kind of jelly anywhere. jams and preserves are far superior in every conceivable way. don't be a savage.

..
buttered biscuits must have dripping jelly

 

[Lyricalli]

Do people get aroused when they're Internet fighting?

It's happened.

You make lesbianism sound so fun.

Well, that's not really hard to do.

 

[Lyricalli]

..
buttered biscuits must have dripping jelly

Now there's a line that should be in a poem.

 

[pointless]

..
buttered biscuits must have dripping jelly

no, they should not. jelly is shit. jams, preserves and fruit spreads are goodness, but jelly is fucking terrible. this is a fact.

also, try honey sometime. it makes biscuits better.

also, gravy.

boom, motherfucker.

boom.

 

[Lyricalli]

After butter, gravy on biscuits is my favorite thing. Honey is high on the list.

 

[pointless]

not a big fan of butter on pretty much anything besides toast. i know. i'm weird like that.

 

[Hard_Rom]

mmmmmmm... Marmalade!

http://www.stok.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_0932.jpg

Limited edition too.

If its 'by appointment' you know it's good.

 

[HarryHill]

no, they should not. jelly is shit. jams, preserves and fruit spreads are goodness, but jelly is fucking terrible. this is a fact.
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also, try honey sometime. it makes biscuits better.
boom, motherfucker.
boom.

..
I've got 3 or 4 boxes of homemade jelly on the pantry floor
dad would mix honey and butter to make a paste for biscuit
also, gravy. god bless gravy, the white peppered kind

After butter, gravy on biscuits is my favorite thing. Honey is high on the list.

mmmm

 

[ryan8558]

..
I've got 3 or 4 boxes of homemade jelly on the pantry floor
dad would mix honey and butter to make a paste for biscuit
also, gravy. god bless gravy, the white peppered kind

mmmm

PREACH IT BROTHER!

AMEN!!