The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[doctor_insanus]

I hope you enjoy my orgasm when you listen to it in the morning.

http://media.giphy.com/media/JrlfQk5rQm9Xy/giphy.gif

 

[yossi]

http://media.giphy.com/media/JrlfQk5rQm9Xy/giphy.gif

It was a nice one.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I hope you enjoy my orgasm when you listen to it in the morning.

http://i.imgur.com/gvDdF.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmmqy4TaIG1qdx8gy.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0c3cd1944ecf844b51b80e019ab08876/tumblr_mwv94tOU6v1sgl0ajo1_500.gif

Hey now.

If you're making a recording, feel free to slide the .mp3 file my way, whydon'tcha!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Watching this Booker vs James documentary. It's funny how Booker criticize Sharpe for blowing those building up, but once he got in office he closed down Lil Bricks, Seth Boyden and Slash T. Politics. It's the reason why I don't vote.

But if you have time, check it out and see where I come from.

https://youtu.be/rfm_1ZPDmyw

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/gvDdF.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmmqy4TaIG1qdx8gy.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0c3cd1944ecf844b51b80e019ab08876/tumblr_mwv94tOU6v1sgl0ajo1_500.gif

Hey now.

If you're making a recording, feel free to slide the .mp3 file my way, whydon'tcha!

Voicemail. But maybe one of these days I'll record one for the voice thread.

 

[thør]

Voicemail. But maybe one of these days I'll record one for the voice thread.

I need to check my phone.

 

[Que]

Men should always wear socks with shoes, except with thongs.

Whats my banana hammock got to do with my choices in footwear?

 

[Lyricalli]

Isn't it the sexiest fucking thing? I gushed just looking at it.

Yes, yes it is. For several reasons. But that hand...

You are a horny one, aren't you?

What makes you say that?

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/eW5TV2O.png

 

[doctor_insanus]

She's a keeper.

 

[Not Normal]

I hope you enjoy my orgasm when you listen to it in the morning.

Voicemail. But maybe one of these days I'll record one for the voice thread.

I didn't know you had my number...

http://i.imgur.com/eW5TV2O.png

That is awesome!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yes, yes it is. For several reasons. But that hand...





What makes you say that?

Just a observation.

 

[Que]

Emptying the Spam folder of all that unread mail is satisfying but not in the same way as trashing junk mail that someone paid actual money to annoy me with.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'm entirely too old for the silly nonsense of crushes. Stop it!

 

[Lyricalli]

You're never too old for a crush. They're so painfully, deliciously fun.

 

[CleverCowardice]

No, they aren't. They're just daydreams that inevitably end it disappointment - unlike my daydreams of running butt-naked and hand-in-hand with my robot dragon through a field of marshmallow fluff and moonbeams while it rains Skittles and Cherry Coke from a flying neon gorilla's magical party sphincter. Now, that is some delicious fun.

 

[Lyricalli]

We'll have to agree to disagree on the crushes, but your other daydream sounds good too.

 

[Saint Peter]

This weekend is gonna be brutal. Also next week. And the next weekend - pure madness. But if I can get through that, I can collapse for a bit.

I feel your pain!

 

[Saint Peter]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c08b1c9d17b9884911162401e08d7da8/tumblr_no3sn5STt51revz5to1_500.gif

I do not feel your pain!

 

[Fata Morgana]

The arse slapping doesn't light my candle but that man has fucking beautiful hands.

 

[Saint Peter]

The arse slapping doesn't light my candle but that man has fucking beautiful hands.

Your candle lighting is not my concern.

Now get your ass in the air and your face in the mattress.

*smack!*

 

[Que]

The arse slapping doesn't light my candle but that man has fucking beautiful hands.

It's the cross-draw aspect of the arse-slapping that undersells it, isn't it? Also, no red handprint. Weak-marmalade, no pith, is what that is.

 

[Saint Peter]

And stop the crying.

The real pain will come when swish starts threads about your red throbbing tush.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/qtZalFW_GNYsV5QwuX.ovQ--/YXBwaWQ9bWFnYXppbmVzO3c9ODAw/https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/ymusic-heard/crocker2007.jpg

Stop!



Fuck.

 

[Saint Peter]

Time to go deal with the other cunts.



See you in hell.