The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Jennifer]

That poor girl. You'll just have to take your frustrations out on your Barbie heads.

I think your name should be Sinister Cuntalata.

 

[OjosMojo]

It always amuses me when some preach about how victimless legal prostitution is...

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2407258.1445533593!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/sex-workers-2.jpg

...yeah - there's no evil or exploitation going on there.


Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof says Odom and Kardashian better pay up $75G brothel tab as Lamar’s family reaches out to Khloe
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...y-embraces-khloe-kardashian-article-1.2407069

 

[phantom4533]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11219427_1488520681476055_3124978908041313644_n.jpg?oh=19be83b9390b6f9508e34f27061136fb&oe=56D05EB8

 

[Lorilei]

KS still hasn't.

I actually cackled.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11219427_1488520681476055_3124978908041313644_n.jpg?oh=19be83b9390b6f9508e34f27061136fb&oe=56D05EB8

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/It+s+glorious+_f8216e067fb7a126e2d2f0323a460c62.gif

 

[yossi]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8ytOemSXIdc/UcYGJhHuk5I/AAAAAAAAI2k/l6NIhN9MwKM/s1600/Everyone+is+on+their+own+personal+journey..png

 

[Killswitch1]

That poor girl. You'll just have to take your frustrations out on your Barbie heads.

lol. I forgot about those.

 

[trysail]

My dog humps her stuffed toys. It's pretty hilarious.

Um..., er..., uh...

Is there some gender confusion here?


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[doctor_insanus]

Um..., er..., uh...

Is there some gender confusion here?


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http://i.imgur.com/yHSCHFI.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mOAoY.png

 

[Aquagal]

Open bar all day long...feelin' kinda groovy.

 

[thør]

Open bar all day long...feelin' kinda groovy.

Open bar?

Fist (oops, Freudian slip. I meant "first") class, eh?

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12106996_1699045343642908_2993026628483421075_n.jpg?oh=77eafc7d4c7c0fd453fff58472b86f35&oe=56D37072

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://thumbs3.jigidi.com/thumbs/C8Y3SRXY/l

 

[yossi]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c08b1c9d17b9884911162401e08d7da8/tumblr_no3sn5STt51revz5to1_500.gif

 

[Aquagal]

I just saw a guy on the subway thingy with Back to the Future shoes on.

 

[Aquagal]

Open bar?

Fist (oops, Freudian slip. I meant "first") class, eh?

Men should always wear socks with shoes, except with thongs.

 

[yossi]

Yes, humping is fun for girls too.

 

[Lyricalli]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c08b1c9d17b9884911162401e08d7da8/tumblr_no3sn5STt51revz5to1_500.gif

His hand...

I don't know how to spell the noise that came out of me.

 

[yossi]

His hand...

I don't know how to spell the noise that came out of me.

Isn't it the sexiest fucking thing? I gushed just looking at it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

His hand...

I don't know how to spell the noise that came out of me.

You are a horny one, aren't you?

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RogPEHkkc

 

[BabblingBrooke]

That is a nice gif!

 

[Que]

Step 1: Yawwwwnnnn ...~stretch~

Step 2: Tap mike,

Step 3: Evening fellas...I just happened to be in the neighborhood. Don't mind me...not here for anything quite specific....

Step 4: ...........

 

[Que]

I just saw a guy on the subway thingy with Back to the Future shoes on.

You have a subway thingy under the permafrost?

 

[yossi]

I hope you enjoy my orgasm when you listen to it in the morning.