anchoredinocean
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Another beautiful night of no sleep.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition
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IrezumiKiss
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wait wait wait wait wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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Fuck you doin' wearing yo momma cloes? Fuck you is, Martin Lawrence in Big Momma House Part Six or summum? LOL Thass some freaky shit especially if you wear her draws too
lol frfr. 
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wait wait wait wait wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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Fuck you doin' wearing yo momma cloes? Fuck you is, Martin Lawrence in Big Momma House Part Six or summum? LOL Thass some freaky shit especially if you wear her draws too
Who let the Tourette patients in?
IrezumiKiss
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At least it's trying incredibly hard. Gotta have some sort of motivation in your life, otherwise you just stagnate.
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What were you doing to get concussed?
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Throwing a monstrous patio chair off the back of the trailer at work yesterday when it decided to fold in half and smack me in my head, bringing me instantly to my knees, where I nearly threw up. I heard the bells! Saw the stars... and was dizzy, with abnormally blurred vision and nauseated the rest of the 14 hour work day...but I am a little better this morning and about to go out and split and stack firewood.
How you doin' Que?
Que
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Doing alright. I'd offer to kiss it better, but I don't want to lose any standing in the hottest woman beaters competition.
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Did you take your vengeance out on said patio chair?
Strange things I have learned from YouTube:
tie a Windsor knot
create a smokey eye
fold a cloth napkin into a bird
properly roll a joint (they are never smooth or thin enough)
tie a bowmans knot (relearn)
Flower arranging.
hanging stuff on a cement wall. (I didn't know I needed a special bit)
tie a Windsor knot
create a smokey eye
fold a cloth napkin into a bird
properly roll a joint (they are never smooth or thin enough)
tie a bowmans knot (relearn)
Flower arranging.
hanging stuff on a cement wall. (I didn't know I needed a special bit)
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We may get 18 inches of rain over the next 3 days. That's right, a foot-long and a half of water. A once in five hundred year event. The John Holmes and a half of precipitation.
Flood advisories/warnings are out. I blame Fata for making me squirt.
http://www.wistv.com/story/30172037/rainfall-projections
http://ftpcontent4.worldnow.com/wistv/weather/rainfall_projections.gif
Flood advisories/warnings are out. I blame Fata for making me squirt.
http://www.wistv.com/story/30172037/rainfall-projections
http://ftpcontent4.worldnow.com/wistv/weather/rainfall_projections.gif
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Its one of the few times I am not wanting to go home.
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And it's in the upper 50's. I need cuddles.
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Damn. I want to say something funny, or be turned on by Fata-induced squirting.
Just be careful up there!
Just be careful up there!
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Your sensitivity will be our secret...oQue?
That chair is probably nothing more than a cube...took it to the metal recycling scrap yard $$$$
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I will. Just gonna stay indoors this weekend. Not worth even trying to get out. It'll be redneck surfing on the roads.
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Look at it this way. Your aquifers are going to be set for the next year and whatever cash crops you guys got going on in state will be mighty healthy. California would love to soak up a third of what you're getting, no doubt.
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I had thought I lost most of my accent until Thursday when I was setting up a user onto a new laptop and I was just talking when she asks me where I am from.
It took me a min cause my first instinct was to give her my town name.
It took me a min cause my first instinct was to give her my town name.
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I'm here for the squirting.
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I'm gonna need an IV soon.
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Probably because Killy would have the honor.
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