The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[spacekowboy]

I was born in '87.

Way to make a fella feel old, Yoss.

 

[Que]

Dude just posted his drivers license! Holy crap!

Identification card. Mommy doesn't feel he is mature enough to hold an actual drivers licence.

 

[nymph817]

Identification card. Mommy doesn't feel he is mature enough to hold an actual drivers licence.

I don't drive because I heard you do, asshole.

 

[Lorilei]

I was born in '87.

Good God.

 

[OjosMojo]

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[IrezumiKiss]

Ha!

Flameout's so petty when he's being sandy-cunt catty.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Looks like some good came out of that year.

 

[lovetoread]

I was born in '87.

omg, you are only 3 years older than my eldest!

 

[JohnnySavage]

In 1987 I was living in Sardinia, Italy

 

[Aquagal]

My fashionable offspring just purchased high waisted acid wash jeans. What the hell happened?

Mine did that last month, I kept asking, "Are you sure?"

 

[smoothg103rd]

That's nothing.

Wait until he posts a pic of his dick with your name on it.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

Chill,bbygirl. It wasn't that deep. I just wanted to show the bitch how misled she is.

 

[nymph817]

In 1987 I was living in Sardinia, Italy

http://www.xaraxone.com/assets/images/spinning-globe.gif

Travel brings you a little closer to knowing more of the world, doesn't it, Johnny ?

What is one of your best stories - something especially interesting that happened to you while you were there ?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I was born in '87.

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[smoothg103rd]

Mine did that last month, I kept asking, "Are you sure?"

Some of the old styles are coming back around. Even the hairstyles. Like them dumb ass kid and play cuts.

 

[Aquagal]

No to gumby haircuts and high waist jeans aren't flat ass friendly.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/am8VE2d_700b.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

DesEsseintes, I forgot all about it!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Chill,bbygirl. It wasn't that deep. I just wanted to show the bitch how misled she is.

Well, we knew that already, Icy Hot.

Talking about doing when you pretend to got and just talking shit versus actually doing because you actually got and are ready to throw down deets upon needle drop is comparable to the distance from the sun to Pluto!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well, we knew that already, Icy Hot.

Talking about doing when you pretend to got and just talking shit versus actually doing because you actually got and are ready to throw down deets upon needle drop is comparable to the distance from the sun to Pluto!

I forgot, you ain't from the hood, so you don't know what wasn't that deep mean. My bad,bbygirl. I apologize. I asked her do she want me to prove her wrong. I guess she didn't want to be wrong.

It's easy to have a opinion without proof. Because once the prove come, it becomes a fact.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

No cricket music, outside tonight.
Cold winds from the North.

 

[Noor]

My exciting Friday night instead of going to hear a friend's performance I stayed home. Two friends came over and hung 2 blinds, a lamp and some curtains! Now I can walk around here at night and not feel so exposed. We have 1 blind to go and a dishwasher to make a shelf for and move. Maybe tomorrow! I am psyched!

Also found some winter clothes like my jackets and the car kit. Also the Danish too hot to ever use down comforter unless the heat literally goes out and it's in the -20's. This always makes me feel like I am prepared for winter.

Working on making my weird ass bedroom closet more useful too. Now if the guys could get and keep the damn squirrels out of my ceiling.

Still miss Byron, but making a new home.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Byron is on the other side of the rainbow, now ? Dreams make a nice doorway...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I forgot, you ain't from the hood, so you don't know what wasn't that deep mean. My bad,bbygirl. I apologize. I asked her do she want me to prove her wrong. I guess she didn't want to be wrong.

It's easy to have a opinion without proof. Because once the prove come, it becomes a fact.

Awww, you don't hafta apollygize, Foo Short. I'm not from your board game Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, 'tis true, but ah do know what real deep and faux deep is when ah read it. Pops ain't raised no foo', foo'. Cuz game rekkanize game and what's explained ain't gotta be understood. Or summum like that.

Anywayz, fact iz, you weren't gonna prove her wrong with that boast because you coulda done so right then and thurr with her user name on your weenie as is, nah'mean? I know you ain't 'bout to have yo' dick caught out in the spotlight like that. Fuck you thank you is, Lex Steele, ma'fucka? Thank you Mandingo or Rico Strong or mah boy Moe Tha Monster? Sheeit, you ain't 'bout dat real show dick life, boah! lol frfr.

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It's all good, doe. You were jus' jawboning about your dick, as usual. We all knew what it wuz, cuz. Don't werry 'bout it. Pop a perc and lolly you some molly to get you good by golly, cuz it's da weekend, yerd!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am paying the price for not having the tree service attend to matters, here.
There is only a stiff breeze, and the stray branches are hitting the roof.
I cannot put it off, any longer.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I was listening to the radio in the background and a host told a caller to "take your knee pads for Obama off" LMAO.