The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Fata Morgana]

Oh sweet Mother of Jesus. I've just been googling marmalade porn and apparently Charlton Heston Blumenthal makes an ice cream for Waitrose - Malted Milk and Marmalade!

How the fuck am I only just finding out it's existence? I blame you Desiree. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

CUNT.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Des, have you tried Bonne Maman Mandarin marmalade? Tis lovely.

I have not! Thank you!
It would be a mere palliative at this stage, of course, but what a palliative!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh sweet Mother of Jesus. I've just been googling marmalade porn and apparently Charlton Heston Blumenthal makes an ice cream for Waitrose - Malted Milk and Marmalade!

How the fuck am I only just finding out it's existence? I blame you Desiree. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

CUNT.

It's not great, to be honest. I didn't want to put you through the disappointment.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's not great, to be honest. I didn't want to put you through the disappointment.

Oh.

I'm kinda glad, cos I was climbing the walls screaming WHY? WHY? WHY ISN'T IT IN MY CUNTING FRIDGE?

 

[butters]

Oh.

I'm kinda glad, cos I was climbing the walls screaming WHY? WHY? WHY ISN'T IT IN MY CUNTING FRIDGE?

...as you do

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh.

I'm kinda glad, cos I was climbing the walls screaming WHY? WHY? WHY ISN'T IT IN MY CUNTING FRIDGE?

See what you think, obviously, but it tastes like Fanta stirred into Horlick's to me.

 

[thør]

Really bad news out of the blue. Hurts like hell.

Sorry to read.....

 

[Fata Morgana]

See what you think, obviously, but it tastes like Fanta stirred into Horlick's to me.

Fucking Heston. Didn't he make snail ice cream too? I should have known better.

 

[Fata Morgana]

...as you do

I'm not good at handling disappointment.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fucking Heston. Didn't he make snail ice cream too? I should have known better.

Snail porridge, but by all accounts that's lovely.

 

[Lyricalli]

Snail porridge, but by all accounts that's lovely.

No. Just no.

No.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Snail porridge, but by all accounts that's lovely.

I'd rather blow eyer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd rather blow eyer.

Okay, I take that back.

 

[Lyricalli]

Okay, I take that back.

You worried me there for a minute. When it comes to levels of disgust, snail porridge doesn't even come close to blowing eyer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You worried me there for a minute. When it comes to levels of disgust, snail porridge doesn't even come close to blowing eyer.

I know. It was said in haste for humour and then I felt disgusted with myself. Ashamed even. I crossed my own line.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My telephone call with Mr. Savage the Elder:

Mr. Savage: "Hey. You coming up this weekend?"
Johnny: "No. Don't feel like making the drive"
Mr. Savage: "You need your oil changed?"
Johnny: "I don't know. Probably not."
Mr. Savage: "Well when was the last time you changed it?"
Johnny: "Never"
Mr. Savage: "Never?"
Johnny: "I tried to change it a few years ago but couldn't get the hood open. I'm sure it's fine though. I mean, the car is only 11 years old."
Mr. Savage: "Fucking hell"

*click*

 

[neci]

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sending all my love your way.

 

[Lyricalli]

My dad's in a coma and isn't going to make it. I'm too far from him to see him before he's gone. And we haven't spoken for over 20 years.

I can't imagine there are any words that would help with that kind of pain and tangle of emotions. I do hope the fact that there are many here who would shoulder some of that hurt for you if we could is of some small comfort. My heart truly goes out to you; I can only imagine what you're going through right now.

 

[hashtag45]

My dad's in a coma and isn't going to make it. I'm too far from him to see him before he's gone. And we haven't spoken for over 20 years.

the message was prob. intended for the Bl.thread, but still:
I understand what you must be going through. Families are so complicated some more than others.
I'm so sorry for you and your father.

 

[dolf]

 

[Fata Morgana]

My dad's in a coma and isn't going to make it. I'm too far from him to see him before he's gone. And we haven't spoken for over 20 years.

Oh Laurel. There's absolutely nothing adequate to say to that. Thinking of you.

 

[Mr Noone]

My dad's in a coma and isn't going to make it. I'm too far from him to see him before he's gone. And we haven't spoken for over 20 years.

I'm so sorry.

 

[NHKitty]

My dad's in a coma and isn't going to make it. I'm too far from him to see him before he's gone. And we haven't spoken for over 20 years.

So sorry to read this. Makes daily issues trivial in comparison. My thoughts are with you and your family.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Laurel, that's very hard place to be in. I'm so sorry.

 

[butters]

Fucking Heston. Didn't he make snail ice cream too? I should have known better.

do you remember his tv shows? i've loved to have been one of his table guests, the man's genius