The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Lorilei]

Oh you silly sunset woman.

It's hard to keep the various media straight.

Nuh-uh.

 

[yossi]

I'd like to play a board game.

 

[yossi]

And I'd really love some chocolate chip cookies.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd like to play a board game.

And I'd really love some chocolate chip cookies.

How about we play a board game using your naked body laying down face up as the game board and chocolate chip cookies as the game pieces?

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[yossi]

How about we play a board game using your naked body laying down face up as the game board and chocolate chip cookies as the game pieces?

I'm game.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Snail porridge, but by all accounts that's lovely.

No. Just no.

No.

I'd rather blow eyer.

I have the recipe, if you'd like. It's a little complicated - 56 ingredients across 6 different sub-recipes. But let me know.

 

[yossi]

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[JohnnySavage]

I was sick this morning; puking and everything (I hope I'm not preggers). But then I napped on and off all day, and finally got hungry. All that sounded good was some wings, so I went to the Safeway Wing Bar and got a pound or two.

Some rude woman ruined my experience though because she kept eyeballing me. I was picking out all the little drumettes and leaving those hateful ones with two bones. Only losers eat the two-boned wings.

I almost flicked a piece of General Tso's chicken at her for giving me "the look"

 

[NHKitty]

I was sick this morning; puking and everything (I hope I'm not preggers). But then I napped on and off all day, and finally got hungry. All that sounded good was some wings, so I went to the Safeway Wing Bar and got a pound or two.

Some rude woman ruined my experience though because she kept eyeballing me. I was picking out all the little drumettes and leaving those hateful ones with two bones. Only losers eat the two-boned wings.

I almost flicked a piece of General Tso's chicken at her for giving me "the look"

You probably gave her the Ebola...your work is done.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Love among the orchids, Latin phrases, and the obsessed.

*looks at the Lady Slippers*

Midsomer, worth visiting.

 

[yossi]

One of our favorite parody accounts on Twitter is Florida Man. Basically, it's a feed for news headlines that start with "Florida Man..." and the link to the story. For example, here's one of the more recent tweets: "Florida Man Bit His Wife After She Grabbed His Penis".

Well, we thought it was so entertaining that Florida Man deserved his own comic. Thanks to the brilliant illustrations of Dave Rappoccio of TheDrawPlay.com, we were able to make that dream come true. So without further ado, we proudly give you...Florida Man: The Comic.

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[Not Normal]

Laurel, Thinking good thoughts for you. I can't imagine what's going on in your mind right now.


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I'm game.

literally.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[spacekowboy]

I think that I am turning into a prude. I just like fucking in a bedroom in an actual bed. Not in a movie theater or driving down the road or on the kitchen floor.

I like to be comfortable when I'm doing the dirt. It's that so wrong?

 

[Spins]

Ya know it isn't that hard to be decent

 

[bluebell]

For Laurel. Because cat gifs are succor for a hurting heart. <3

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[Spins]

Fuck you, Jobu.

I do it myself.

 

[Wings]

I prefer a bed too. I think it's because I'm getting old.



There was an incident in a Macy's changing room a while ago that was a lot of fun though.


Still...bed all the way.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Anyone wanna make me a coke float and rub my feet?

It would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Killswitch1]

Perfect timing.

 

[spacekowboy]

I prefer a bed too. I think it's because I'm getting old.



There was an incident in a Macy's changing room a while ago that was a lot of fun though.


Still...bed all the way.

Yeah. I'm fat and old and my back and knees are shot.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

They are called flats and anyone who does not prefer flats is a wing novice at best and cock sucking socialist at worst.

 

[Sunshine]

Yeah. I'm fat and old and my back and knees are shot.

Me too

 

[BabblingBrooke]

They are called flats and anyone who does not prefer flats is a wing novice at best and cock sucking socialist at worst.

What are your thoughts on cock-sucking wing novices who are not socialists?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Anyone wanna make me a coke float and rub my feet?

It would be greatly appreciated.

I could make you a rootbeer float as a coke float is gross.

As for foot rub...well see coke float