phantom4533
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It's probably a good thing the the sun can't fit between the earth and the moon. Johnny's crocs would melt.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past
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Mr Noone
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In 1974 I was 17 and standing at the top of the escalator in the lower lobby of the World Trade Center, looking at the rivers of humanity pouring out if the PATH trains from New Jersey. And I thought, every one of those people had an entire life—birth, childhood, first day of school, breakfast this morning...and on and on.
Every one of them had a life just like I did. Absolutely different experiences and absolutely the same. What a piece of work is man!
This is not the image I wished to comment upon.
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Life Lesson learned today - do not walk six miles cross-country in shoes a size too small. My feet are now more blister than skin, and look more like a relief map of Iceland than anything human.
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The Gordon Bennett gas balloon race is starting to get interesting.
JohnnySavage
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My banana bread is in the oven. I'm going to make someone a wonderful wife.
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Do you have Epsom Salts? I recommend a soak.
If he can't afford properly fitted shoes, he can't afford Epsom salts.
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It was sheer vanity. They didn't have my size, but hand-stitched chestnut brogues like that do not come along every day, so I bought them anyway.
Ah, well, life is a vale of tears and all that.
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I never thought you a bit light in the loafers.
BabblingBrooke
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I could use a wife!
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Too late, I'm on reserve!
Which Xman would you chose for him?
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I need meat
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That HD antennae works better than I thought it would.
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If someone had told me Miley's appropriating ass was gonna get called out and dragged by Nicki tonight, I would've actually bothered to watch the VMA's for a change!
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Rebel's face in the background, tho...
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Rebel's face in the background, tho...
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I love friends that bring over craft beers and cherry cider I've never tried before. Plus, fresh garden vegetables. She agreed to grow artichokes if I would prepare them for her. Oh Lordy they were heavenly.
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