The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[neci]

I just learned that there is a plastic surgery called ball sack ironing.

They remove the wrinkles from the ball sack. You do have to have it done every 4 - 5 weeks but it keeps the sack nice and smooth.

but saggy balls are my favorite!

why would anyone want to iron out the bounce factor?

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/W5zfImP.gif

 

[cleaver]

there are no ghosts,
just whispering

and an ungodly sweetened breeze
that gnaws at notions
ever escaping us in a fine thin mist...

i knew you as beatrice
and glennis
and marjorie
and spree...

past tense.

i'll invest in your whisperings no more.

they play, only:
on notions and spiders and filigreed things;
cutting deeply
into ethers
scarred more brutally than mere skin.

 

[girlsmiley]

It reminds me of Ivan.

 

[neci]

the killer?

there are some crazy fucks here. then again, there are crazy fucks everywhere.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes.

I didn't notice before yesterday because he's been on my ignore list for years. His interests include incest, gun control and "griefing" parodyluvr.

 

[neci]

i've no clue as to who, so they must be on my iggy/mental iggy list as well.

 

[girlsmiley]

Mello_SixtyNine.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1222711

 

[Wings]

Those dreams though. Whoa.

 

[neci]

oh yeah. that's been off the radar for a long time. normally one racist rant these days or one incest jab, and it's off to the list for me. there's some shit i just have zero time for.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fapping on a Sunday?! WWJD, Maurice, wwjd?

Join in, most likely.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

super bored. but ltr and neci made me giggle. saggy, bouncy balls are always worth a log-in.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Damn. Just now reading about the Braves fan who died of falling from the upper level at Turner Field while trying to boo A-Rod.

Seems that he was super drunk and lost his balance. What an ignoble way to go out.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Phwooaarrrrr!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_l6fohmAOep1qzt15co1_1280_zpsmrdoro7l.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

What will Telly and Idris say??

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Can not be sure what emotion this headline is going for....

Thirty eight virgins are killed in bus crash on their way to dance festival where King of Swaziland picks one of thousands of topless women and girls as his new wife

 

[Fata Morgana]

What will Telly and Idris say??

I know! Such a good pic though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good job it's bank holiday tomorrow, I'm sure I have a fucking migraine lurking behind my eyes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Good job it's bank holiday tomorrow, I'm sure I have a fucking migraine lurking behind my eyes.

Is it time for some Bloom?

 

[butters]

Good job it's bank holiday tomorrow, I'm sure I have a fucking migraine lurking behind my eyes.

hope that evaporates
i gotta work tomorrow, bank holiday or not. that'll make 30 days they owe me. days they'll have to pay me for when i finish there.

 

[1HF]

The truth does hurt a bit.

But you were right.

I think I need a break.

 

[Spins]

I've always wondered what braking off a foot in someone's ass would be like

 

[Mr Noone]

I'd hate to break off my brake foot.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/2d47394b4650378205d2d075a25474ab/tumblr_nptxwxZMoC1shb0boo1_540.jpg
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/690cc458d556ab22ff1c8a0fa4c78a78/tumblr_nptxwxZMoC1shb0boo4_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/20fbfc2004f53f859d8d53093a418cdd/tumblr_nptxwxZMoC1shb0boo5_540.jpg
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http://41.media.tumblr.com/3b311ae6f870f1473f22c30c7ced1e61/tumblr_nptxwxZMoC1shb0boo7_1280.jpg

 

[Spins]

It is nice to know people are paying attention.