The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[1HF]

Way to be a party pooper.

 

[Spins]

I don't want to sausage splatter to burn my thighs...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Way to be a party pooper.

On the other hand, pants would help hold that poop in.

 

[Mr Noone]

Aprons should be allowed.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The morning started off with images of me serving 1HF coffee in bed, and ended with images of Spins getting sausage splatter on his thighs.

Worst day eva!!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That deep sigh right after you swallow...

#RuinAPostByOmittingKeyWords

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/illK6U.gif

 

[1HF]

Don't be a big baby.

Depends would also work, Des.

Zumi, you crack me up.

 

[lovetoread]

I just learned that there is a plastic surgery called ball sack ironing.

They remove the wrinkles from the ball sack. You do have to have it done every 4 - 5 weeks but it keeps the sack nice and smooth.

 

[Spins]

Where there is smoke there is sausage.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Zumi, you crack me up.

http://media.tumblr.com/f9806e179a6c1374185061c7b1967345/tumblr_inline_mlj8meVRpn1qz4rgp.gif

I just learned that there is a plastic surgery called ball sack ironing.

They remove the wrinkles from the ball sack. You do have to have it done every 4 - 5 weeks but it keeps the sack nice and smooth.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf3zuvzGal1qg1lsq.gif

How...no...why do people have money for this shit?

 

[dolf]

oh dear! tonight looks like it might actually kill me.
but at least i'll look fabulous in my coffin.

 

[1HF]

Ball sack ironing? Really? People are strange.

Where there's sausage, there's Johnny and Spins.

Dolf, pics of you looking fabulous and alive, preferably.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Except for cleaning the litter box, my to-do list is done.

 

[yossi]

This is quite interesting.

Do continue.



Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Fapping on a Sunday?! WWJD, Maurice, wwjd?

Your lovely av should incite mass volunteerism.

 

[Spins]

Doesn't everyone?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/9373067fe0afb4eb664488a0d37a2178/tumblr_ntdgomAq4M1qh8g8ko1_500.jpg http://36.media.tumblr.com/6ddd992653eb14ec2ed93e89e893b82d/tumblr_ntdgomAq4M1qh8g8ko2_500.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmmqy4TaIG1qdx8gy.gif

 

[Spins]

Now that the sausage has been eaten it is time for a constitutional

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Zumi I think you fuck boys. Don't take offense, it's just my opinion. You do shit women do.

(She called me adorable)
(A super model called me adorable )
*Blushing*

http://33.media.tumblr.com/38247fcaabe95709c92f149a2289b322/tumblr_inline_np8kneQj7V1qdj4q3_500.gif

http://media3.giphy.com/media/iKkUkjlcxCizu/giphy.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/b7e079a17671239142c6b98132a3db64/tumblr_nnemkuKeOe1sqia6ao1_250.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IkVBikJlh1Y/T6QHyfIj0UI/AAAAAAAABGM/Tzl-EVRQ-ag/s1600/pointing-and-laughing.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me44snUaAR1qa6g1m.gif

 

[BabblingBrooke]

So much to do, so little motivation.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I fed the troll. Fuck me. I'm quite upset with myself.

 

[Sean]

Laurel, you buggered up the number. It should be XX.

 

[Jennifer]

A glass of wine, a swim in the ocean, and a lovely shower. A perfect morning before the drive home.

 

[yossi]

Fucking bullshit.

 

[trysail]

oh look! I win again!

What we have here is a case of premature ejaculation.



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[phantom4533]

Bet that's warm and steamy.