The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[dolf]

Ape papers like a pro. Because he used to paper as a pro. Back in the days before he knew how much he really needed to earn to keep me in dogs and princess shoes. He'd never leave bubbles!

 

[silver gurl]

Christmas #1 is done. Now for tomorrow.....

 

[thør]

Ape papers like a pro. Because he used to paper as a pro. Back in the days before he knew how much he really needed to earn to keep me in dogs and princess shoes. He'd never leave bubbles!

Can he take that shit off the walls , too?

 

[dolf]

Can he take that shit off the walls , too?

Of course.

 

[thør]

Of course.

Have him come by here, I'll pay to have that shit pulled of the wall in the guest room. It's a job I despise.

 

[thør]

Santa is currently on his way to Boulder, CO.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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Merry Solsticemass, y'alls.

 

[adrina]

Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays.

 

[Saint Peter]

Have him come by here, I'll pay to have that shit pulled of the wall in the guest room. It's a job I despise.

It sounds like sean is also very good at taking down paper. You might want to get some bids.

 

[lovetoread]

yea but dont let him put windshield wipers on

merry christmas yall

 

[dolf]

Ape does wipers

 

[Saint Peter]

yea but dont let him put windshield wipers on

merry christmas yall

windscreen

 

[jaF0]

windscreen

I like mine to be solid glass to keep the rain from blowing through, unlike a screen.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like mine to be solid glass to keep the rain from blowing through, unlike a screen.

No need for those pesky wipers.

 

[Notcastor]

worst holiday ever

No wonder.

 

[raindancer]

Happy Christmas everyone.

 

[Notcastor]

A hearty ho ho ho to all my litlovers!

 

[Wings]

8am and I’m going to wake everyone up. I never thought I’d miss the days of them being in my face at 5am wanting to open presents.

 

[Saint Peter]

Let them sleep!

 

[Wings]

But we need to get on the road!

 

[Saint Peter]

Xmas road trip! Yay!!

 

[adrina]

I'm holding the bed down this morning. If I weren't in it, it would float away.

 

[Wings]

Only for family would I subject us all to a 7 hour road trip.

 

[Notcastor]

Only for family would I subject us all to a 7 hour road trip.

Pump up those tires before heading out; the left front looks low.

 

[jaF0]

I think I'm self-cannibalizing. I keep biting my cheeks and lips.