The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Saint Peter]

punkass!

 

[thør]

Looks like a good day to buy.

 

[thør]

punkass!

Like you're old enough to use that term.

 

[thør]

I want some Cookie Crisp. What good is having kids who can now legally drive if they won’t wake up to go get me some Cookie Crisp!

Oh no, you've taught them that driving is a chore.

 

[Saint Peter]

Like you're old enough to use that term.

Mom said I could!

 

[thør]

Fuck town. Let's skip the holidays and head for the islands!

I rearranged.

It's always the holidays in the islands.

When I normally say islands, I either mean where my mom was raised or Hawaii. This time I only mean Hawaii.

 

[thør]

Mom said I could!

WINGS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wings]

Oh no, you've taught them that driving is a chore.

They figured that out the second week of having a license.

WINGS!!!!!!!!!

Peter!

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's weird that so many neutered "men" talk about Luk between 1am & 4am.

Said the soy boy cuck!! LOL

And then the time....like that matters.

Are you going to Rory it up and start counting other peoples post as if that's relevant to anything?

Can't come up with anything but what time they post to thrash on?

Luk......that's pathetic buddy.

It is days like today that I am happy to be out of the stock market.

S&P just blew through some solid resistance.....bold bears make the big bucks!!!

 

[thør]

They figured that out the second week of having a license.

Now, you have to wait until they're old enough to go fetch mom a bottle of wine!

 

[CandiCame]

Oh my god I hate my family so much I hate this so much I am in hell

I swear to god I feel like Bob Belcher

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[Wings]

Now, you have to wait until they're old enough to go fetch mom a bottle of wine!

I don’t think I’ll need wine for the next 5 years. Working in this industry means so many bottles of wine show up on my desk every christmas and my friends love me. One of my owners got real smart and now sends me Laphroaig 10 of which I love so much more than wine.

 

[CandiCame]

Fuck the holidays. Let's skip town and head for the islands!

I was all for it until we came here and I remembered how much I can't stand all these people individually who are now here in a group oh my god

 

[thør]

I don’t think I’ll need wine for the next 5 years. Working in this industry means so many bottles of wine show up on my desk every christmas and my friends love me. One of my owners got real smart and now sends me Laphroaig 10 of which I love so much more than wine.

All I get is more work....

 

[Notcastor]

Said the soy boy cuck!! LOL

And then the time....like that matters.

Are you going to Rory it up and start counting other peoples post as if that's relevant to anything?

Can't come up with anything but what time they post to thrash on?

Luk......that's pathetic buddy.

Luk so stoopid. Thinks time zone is same everywhere.

 

[Wings]

All I get is more work....

Well, I get that too...



But the scotch makes it better.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Luk]

It's weird that so many neutered "men" talk about Luk between 1am & 4am.

Luk so stoopid. Thinks time zone is same everywhere.

I accounted for the 3 hour gap, lancel.

 

[Sean]

I don’t think I’ll need wine for the next 5 years. Working in this industry means so many bottles of wine show up on my desk every christmas and my friends love me. One of my owners got real smart and now sends me Laphroaig 10 of which I love so much more than wine.

When I was delivering stationery for a living, most of the barristers in London were clients. Every single chambers gave me a bottle of scotch at crimbo. One year I ended up with thirty odd bottles. Mainly blended but quite a few single malts too.

 

[Wings]

When I was delivering stationery for a living, most of the barristers in London were clients. Every single chambers gave me a bottle of scotch at crimbo. One year I ended up with thirty odd bottles. Mainly blended but quite a few single malts too.

Maybe it’s a location difference.


But seriously. Whiskey is always the universal gift in my eyes.

 

[pink]

My daughter just got engaged!!!

 

[jaF0]

One more dumbass, self-destructive male.

 

[Sean]

Maybe it’s a location difference.


But seriously. Whiskey is always the universal gift in my eyes.

I might treat myself to a bottle of Lagavulin. You're a bad influence.

 

[Queersetti]

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[Saint Peter]

Hello Q.

Nice to see you slumming around this joint.