The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[With_David_Bowie]

wooooo, I love eating pumpkin

I do, but I roast it first.

 

[butters]

So I'm reading about LeBron James' groin injury during yesterdays game and he said he felt a pop. Ouch. Just fucking ouch. There's only one kind of pop I wanna feel anywhere in the vicinity of my groin and I'm assuming he wasn't talking about that. I mean unless he really really really loves basketball.

I was watching, and I cant work out the pop, and at the same time I dont want to

hernia?

 

[dolf]

If they swalloe it whole, I'm pretty sure its not a teeth problem.

I'm dogsitting, and the vegetarian owner tells me the dog has to take these pills, just hide them in a marshmallow. Now I spent 5 hours watching it fail before tucking it in a chicken leg and disappearing. Also, after having to throw out the half chewed marshmallow with the pill now standing out proud.

Dogs like food too!

Marshmallow?! Wtf? Some people really shouldn't own pets.
I hope either the leg was raw or boneless, otherwise that's potentially fatal. Which you probably know, but it never hurts to repeat it.

God why can't we just eat mint-flavored candy for dental health...

You'd have to best teeth in town.

 

[Saint Peter]

What the fuck is an immersion blender?

 

[phantom4533]

What the fuck is an immersion blender?

A blender.

 

[phantom4533]

One that you immerse.

 

[phantom4533]

It can also be used to scare small children.

 

[phantom4533]

Not that I would do that.

 

[Saint Peter]

It would make a nice one two with the beard.

 

[thør]

What the fuck is an immersion blender?

A tool for the kitchen.

 

[Saint Peter]

A tool for the kitchen.

What's her name?

 

[trysail]

It can also be used to scare small children.

Excellent !

Good idea !!

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[jaF0]

Bummed.



Bad bummed.

 

[raindancer]

I used my immersion blender for some yummy potato soup I made for dinner.

 

[Dr. Groove]

I used my immersion blender for some yummy potato soup I made for dinner.

I'll bring beverages...

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I used my immersion blender for some yummy potato soup I made for dinner.

Feed me!

 

[raindancer]

Come on down!

 

[HarryHill]

What's clean up time on them?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I love going down.

 

[Saint Peter]

So it is a self spinning spoon?

 

[Hal9000_]

Easy way to make a malt.

 

[Saint Peter]

It looks top heavy.

Who designs this crap?

 

[raindancer]

What's clean up time on them?

Super easy, little time!

I love going down.

Mmmhmmm.

So it is a self spinning spoon?

I'm going to take a wooden spoon to ya.

 

[Saint Peter]

Can I sip on turbo stirred soup while getting my tushy smacked?

 

[raindancer]

It's pretty chunky. The soup, not your tushy.
Let's do this.