ryan8558
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Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
pics or it didn't happen!
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Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
pics or it didn't happen!![]()
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Thankfully it was long ago before smart phones. I was still in college at the time.![]()

This.
Last time I had tequila I ended up on stage, singing with a band to Mustang Sally..in Nashville.
I can't carry a tune.
  and the table dancing was probably the most tame.  Although I'd never hopped up on a kitchen table and danced before.  Sure, the speaker at the clubs, but not someone's kitchen table!  Bartender! Tequila shots for the lady!
If you were above the table, you didn't have that much.
*takes out old trusty time machine from closet, dusts it off, powers up flux capacitor while bubble-wrapping up bottle of Patron Silver*
yes, yes, go on with the details...![]()
 Hahahaha!I think I danced on a bar as well. Somehow I made to my meeting the next morning. Nothing worse then sitting in an 8 hour meeting with a hangover.Exactly! That night was full of... "adventures"and the table dancing was probably the most tame. Although I'd never hopped up on a kitchen table and danced before. Sure, the speaker at the clubs, but not someone's kitchen table!
I'm both lucky and grateful I didn't break my neck.
So are you after me losing my dignity? Or just want to see me lose self control? Cuz there's better ways - with less negative side effects - for the latter than tequila.
I had enough.
Troublemaker!Hahahaha!
I'm almost done with bottle one! Two may happen.
No whiny children tomorrow. My weekend starts tonight! I may bring bottle two into the bath.
No whiny children tomorrow. My weekend starts tonight! I may bring bottle two into the bath.
I think I danced on a bar as well. Somehow I made to my meeting the next morning. Nothing worse then sitting in an 8 hour meeting with a hangover.
Wish I could say I have learned but I really haven’t.

All the insecure, angry lil' fellas posting in the GB seem extra insecure and angry lately.
Must be the holidays...
Tequila is not my friend!
I have had one hangover in my entire life. I have been drunk many times. I think that may be my super~power.
I really wish my super~power was something cooler.
The secret is to get High quality tequila and sip it.