The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[thør]

I forgot the hot sauce.

*sniffle*

Bear mace works.

 

[HarryHill]

Hot tempered mangoes??

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Oh no. It was lovely: Avocado, lime juice, mango, tomato's, red onion, umm, and a stingy bit of bacon bitts. I didn't see the hot sauce go in or even taste it, but I did see the bottle go back in the basket

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

It's amazing to see how much weight can be lost by a bout with a summer cold. In the past three days, I've lost five pounds and now weigh a mere six pounds more than I did when I was eighteen.
I don't recommend it; it's a lousy way to lose weight.



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[/QUOTE]My husband's Florida doctor told him to loss 20 lbs. He could never do it. We moved to Illinois and since I can't remember everything about cooking we get meals delivered. Much better than frozen dinners and pot pies we were eating. In a little over a year he lost the 20 lbs and we still eat well. Today he bought a dozen Spudnuts donuts. We haven't had them for over 25 years.
Tonight we are having left over Long John Silvers. I guess we eat better most of the time.

 

[HarryHill]

Oil quenched?

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Beer woulda worked.

 

[HarryHill]

Lets see what the creator of Horse Labia comes up with. Should be interesting.

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Don't get that cunt started.

 

[adrina]

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Never run out of milk, never; always have a back up. Sorry for you.

I know. Although it tastes... what's the term... pants. Yes I think that's the Manchester slang for what I'm looking for. If I remember correctly.

I hate milk. Disgusting stuff. But it's a liquid dinner for me tonight and milk, whether I like it or not, has the protein, carbs, fat and calcium I need. Granted I also got some drinkable soup.

Floss your teeth folks.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

What will happen if I eat popcorn and bear mace, together ?

 

[thør]

What will happen if I eat popcorn and bear mace, together ?

Mikey likes it!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"The intensity of heat in peppers is measured by Scoville Heat Units (SHUs), and pepper spray contains about 2 million SHUs. Pure capsaicin measures at 15 million SHUs."


Short Order Investigates: Could You Actually Cook With Pepper Spray ?


*campfire popcorn*

 

[Saint Peter]

"The intensity of heat in peppers is measured by Scoville Heat Units (SHUs), and pepper spray contains about 2 million SHUs. Pure capsaicin measures at 15 million SHUs."


Short Order Investigates: Could You Actually Cook With Pepper Spray ?


*campfire popcorn*

I would rather not have the propellants, dyes, and whatever else is in the mix on my taco.

 

[Wings]

I am not sure I like propellants in my taco either.

 

[Saint Peter]

It might be just what the doctor ordered.

 

[Wings]

He only plays a doctor in my bedroom.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lucky bastard.

 

[spacekowboy]

Turbo Taco.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*steps away from the campfire*

Safety first. Spicy popcorn, later.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Wow, he never let's up.

 

[butters]

If anyone comes to my back door.....
SURPRISE.

yay!

Are you into some sinister anal stuff?

it's always the quiet ones

How did I miss pretty much hearing anything off one of the greatest albums of all time? 50 years later and The Velvet Underground and Niko knocked my socks off.

lou reed and the velvet underground = good stuff

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Oh no. It was lovely: Avocado, lime juice, mango, tomato's, red onion, umm, and a stingy bit of bacon bitts. I didn't see the hot sauce go in or even taste it, but I did see the bottle go back in the basket

only 1 tsp of hot sauce - then i added more, and more lime juice. but it also had kosher salt, ground cumin, cilantro, basil, garlic and half a cup of extra virgin olive oil. the bacon bits were an addition to the recipe, and we didn't have any jicama *shrugs*

I am not sure I like propellants in my taco either.

*snort*

 

[thør]

Wow, he never let's up.

At least, not until you're done.

 

[TwinkleStars]

At least, not until you're done.

LOL I meant LJ.

 

[thør]

LOL I meant LJ.

LOL...

Okay.

 

[thør]

"The intensity of heat in peppers is measured by Scoville Heat Units (SHUs), and pepper spray contains about 2 million SHUs. Pure capsaicin measures at 15 million SHUs."


Short Order Investigates: Could You Actually Cook With Pepper Spray ?


*campfire popcorn*

https://www.facebook.com/Bearmacehotsauce/

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

In Russia, you bite Bear ?



Why am I suddenly thinking of "Apocalypse Now" ?

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21617623_10213916897898172_4755984968849013414_n.jpg?oh=00094808f2b1ee516c4c262287f1e9c1&oe=5A540F13

 

[SelfTawt]

Choice broo!