The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[thør]

I refuse to go first.

As a gentleman, I can't until you do.....

 

[spacekowboy]

As a gentleman, I can't until you do.....

This.



But mostly so I can check out her ass.

 

[adrina]

In a few hours or so, I'll be behind the pool table again. I haven't played since before the hurricane. I'm a bit excited for it. .

 

[trysail]

Old fuckers

That's all that's here. Lit's demographics are abnormal (how's that for a blinding glimpse of the obvious?)

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[thør]

But mostly so I can check out her ass.

Indeed

 

[pointless]

you know i hate being rude to my neighbors, but i also have no interest in talking to the fuckers.

especially when i just picked dog shit and all i can think about is getting inside and slathering on some hand sanitizer.

and fuck you, you stupid browser. sanitizer is a fucking word.

anyway, that's my day so far. exciting.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have a motherfucking lasso.

 

[thør]

you know i hate being rude to my neighbors, but i also have no interest in talking to the fuckers.

especially when i just picked dog shit and all i can think about is getting inside and slathering on some hand sanitizer.

and fuck you, you stupid browser. sanitizer is a fucking word.

anyway, that's my day so far. exciting.

Fences make good neighbors.

 

[adrina]

http://animatedimagepic.com/image/love/love-4776.gif

Sparkly glittery bear hugs.

Fences make good neighbors.

Yes.

 

[trysail]

I need to find somebody who can properly fold a fitted sheet.



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[Saint Peter]

I have a motherfucking fence.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

yeesh, try

Just buy a robot that can do that.

*recalls kerfuffle*

Was a momentary blip, in a sea of written blips, and TV, and radio news.
(Internet for everyone, did not exist.)

Elvis was dead, soon afterwards.

 

[Wings]

There is a Tom Hardy holding dogs Instagram page. And guess what, I don't even need Tumblr for today's orgasm. Nope.

 

[thør]

yeesh, try

Just buy a robot that can do that.

*recalls kerfuffle*

Was a momentary blip, in a sea of written blips, and TV, and radio news.
(Internet for everyone, did not exist.)

Elvis was dead, soon afterwards.

Indeed.

 

[neci]

https://i.giphy.com/media/2bZzyaVs92P84/200.gif

 

[neci]

I need to find somebody who can properly fold a fitted sheet.



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there are very clear videos teaching this. it should not be hard to learn.

 

[trysail]

there are very clear videos teaching this. it should not be hard to learn.

I've watched them and I comprehend the instructions; unfortunately, in actual practice, I can't duplicate them.

I'm like one of those foodies who is unsuccessful in duplicating a celebrity chef's recipe.

My soufflé is four inches high, baggy and wrinkled.

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[neci]

I've watched them and I comprehend the instructions; unfortunately, in actual practice, I can't duplicate them.

I'm like one of those foodies who is unsuccessful in duplicating a celebrity chef's recipe.

My soufflé is four inches high, baggy and wrinkled.

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have you no inner marine?

 

[Freudian_Slit]

I've watched them and I comprehend the instructions; unfortunately, in actual practice, I can't duplicate them.

I'm like one of those foodies who is unsuccessful in duplicating a celebrity chef's recipe.

My soufflé is four inches high, baggy and wrinkled.

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Your soufflé isn't the only thing of yours that's four inches and wrinkled.

 

[spacekowboy]

When Jake Gyllenhaal is involved, I put my lariat away.

 

[doowdniw]

Fences make good neighbors.

As long as they don't encroach over the property line.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://i.giphy.com/media/2bZzyaVs92P84/200.gif

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e9/db/44/e9db440819d06166a97db8f78ae44ec6.jpg

You alright back there little buddy?


Sight.

 

[silver gurl]

I have a motherfucking fence.

Me too. But we need privacy slats.

 

[neci]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/508211848a861bd768f004e98455736f/tumblr_ovy6eiH4D71ufz58wo1_1280.jpg

 

[neci]

i can be so fucking clueless.