The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Fata Morgana]

Man it is so hard to keep up with your name changes

Laurel is a good woman.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Eyer dude you sound terribly like the 2bn2b arsefaced poophole dude, I/we have been over the baby slaughter bit have you no human instincts at you wretched bastard? trying to garner attention to yourself by sensationalizing an issues like that? you are one messed up oldman. Guess that is the problem with old age eh? you think time has run out and you need to leave a legacy however fukkin terrible eh?

Die with me Says doom ds doomed

Don't make me fall in love with you posting shit like that.

 

[AllyRose]

Vera Drake makes this cunt wet.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Playing the air guitar and dancing naked with Black Sabbath blaring.

That's how I roll.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Vera Drake makes this cunt wet.

Just lie on the bed and take your knickers off dear. We'll have a lovely cup of tea afterwards.

 

[trysail]

Infact fuck it, Laurelle! Change my name to Vera Drake.

"What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"



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[AllyRose]

Just lie on the bed and take your knickers off dear. We'll have a lovely cup of tea afterwards.

I want my cake now!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want my cake now!

Whatever you like dear.

 

[AllyRose]

You set my mind at rest.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You set my mind at rest.

It's what I'm here for dear.

 

[AllyRose]

It's what I'm here for dear.

Right dear.

 

[boomslanger]

The first for sure.

The rest? Fuck 'em. I know this is hard for you to comprehend just how much I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your trays of dead baby parts, but try and get it in your thick skull for once. I guess it's a sore point seeing as you obviously hauled yourself out of the abortion bucket against Old Mother Eyer's wishes, or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Poisonous, rancid old fuck that you are.

My dear girl!you are being lyrical with your prose on this 2bnb2 poop hole. and those adjectives!, you really went to school nay not the classroom within the fourwalls kind but like the kind Mark twain hints at when he says "I never let schooling fucking interfere with my fucking edufication!! Well maybe he did not use the adplextives but what class <hugs fata>.. will you allow me one teensy kiss?

Boom da proud and happy doomed!

 

[boomslanger]

"What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"



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Okay may I call you putrid shit Eh?

 

[boomslanger]

Playing the air guitar and dancing naked with Black Sabbath blaring.

That's how I roll.

Dude, slowly wear your undies, gently pick up the phone, tap out 911 or equivalent in China to Billy ward's drums, and run out into the alleyways singing "Paranoid" at the top of your voice in chinese. or Mongolian or Cantonese or whatever is your langue there.

Don't forget to pick up that plastic guitar on your way out now...


cheers
boom now da smiles as half of china is in Gloom

 

[dolf]

bad day: get home, kids have lost dog, drive around for hours looking for her.

good day: dog comes home, bump into eye candy, get invited out tomorrow night.

 

[boomslanger]

Right dear.

and kick my face and take a crap on it on your way out Dear
You pansy arse piece of shit, who does that in this age? maybe your frikkin mom eh?


boom aims his farts of doom at this Vera thingy
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr08/17/14/anigif_enhanced-31306-1392664209-17.gif

 

[Riles]

Reoccurring sex dreams make me long for a sick day in bed. Night can't come fast enough.

 

[boomslanger]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/2a8725bbb5fe7ec2978e85117f64c7d5/tumblr_ntojlyZcSs1tjdvfuo1_400.gif

Say I am waiting for the Punchline"why is that tail wagging puppy talking like if it were a cat??"

 

[boomslanger]

I bet he looked like the alien in John Hurt's gut. Running round the floor all gleeful like. Cunt.

I power fart at your vaginaehead, fuckface!!
let the girl laugh you abort-bucket goober! Go take your stupid stories back into slimy-bucket zone

cheers
Boom after doom is gonna come down and give this dude serious gloom!!

 

[boomslanger]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/57/dc/7057dc0051ed2c2533bab7bcd71cf776.jpg

Nope! sprinkles are for people after they become corpses
Just heard what last rites are like..


cheers boom now thinks funny is his doom

 

[boomslanger]

Geez. This place sometimes...

has too much grass and I get totally lost!

 

[boomslanger]

Yanno what?


I'd rather watch 20-year old re-runs of Inspector Morse or Prime Suspect or The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes than ANYTHING available on U.S. commercial television.

's what I see most grampa's watch, guess you could do worse..


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Yes I love turkey too

 

[Jennifer]

The first for sure.

The rest? Fuck 'em. I know this is hard for you to comprehend just how much I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your trays of dead baby parts, but try and get it in your thick skull for once. I guess it's a sore point seeing as you obviously hauled yourself out of the abortion bucket against Old Mother Eyer's wishes, or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Poisonous, rancid old fuck that you are.

Brilliant. I needed a great laugh!

 

[trysail]

bad day: get home, kids have lost dog, drive around for hours looking for her.

good day: dog comes home, bump into eye candy, get invited out tomorrow night.

See this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1221567




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[dolf]

See this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1221567




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silliness. everyone knows I hate the water.