The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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[neci]

my ride is almost ready to turn the corner on 250k miles. i believe a celebration is in order.

 

[Killswitch1]

my ride is almost ready to turn the corner on 250k miles. i believe a celebration is in order.

Seriously? What kind of ride?

 

[Wings]

my ride is almost ready to turn the corner on 250k miles. i believe a celebration is in order.

Sex on the hood?

 

[yossi]

:gold star:

exercise giddy = horny (in man-talk)

You're right! I'm definitely going to have to rub one out before I go to work.

So classy.

 

[neci]

Seriously? What kind of ride?

the most awesome ride in the world.

Sex on the hood?

the hood is pretty high. i like it in the back.

 

[spacekowboy]

the hood is pretty high. i like it in the back.

How you doin'?

 

[Wings]

the most awesome ride in the world.



the hood is pretty high. i like it in the back.

You and me both, gorgeous.

 

[thør]

my ride is almost ready to turn the corner on 250k miles. i believe a celebration is in order.

My Cruiser turned 240k last Wednesday morning.

 

[spacekowboy]

You and me both, gorgeous.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/7ef83680e6f4ba6604caebc9a8ca0627/tumblr_nsnrv73TsJ1tkajpqo1_500.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

Boobs anytime... it must be like heaven!

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh. I see.

I find your lack of strength disturbing.

http://raddezigns.com/decal_pics/11897_Black.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

http://raddezigns.com/decal_pics/11897_Black.jpg

Omg I loved Yoda from Star Trek.

 

[spacekowboy]

Omg I loved Yoda from Star Trek.

I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.

 

[boomslanger]

It feels like it.

Can yuh push mine nearer to the cool mountain right there next to the lake? I wish to spend my vegetative life staring out of the windows...


Boom da now doomed for shore!!!

 

[Wings]

So pissy.

 

[Lyricalli]

Falling feels weird.

 

[boomslanger]

BUT YOU AND I HAVE FOUGHT A LONG WAR OF ATTRITION AND HAVE SINCE THROWN DOWN OUR WEAPONS. HAVE WE NOT?
iF NOT, REACH FOR YOUR SHOOTIN'ARN AS YOU READ THIS....!!
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-friends-wrestle.gif

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-friends-smosh-butt.gif


http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-gravity-falls.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's like Brokeback Mountain in here.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's like Brokeback Mountain in here.

Definitely broke something.

 

[boomslanger]

Phil?

WHAT IS A "PHIL"? WHY IS A "PHIL"? WHERE IS A "PHIL", WHEN IS A "PHIL"? THIS JUST BAIN BE DUDE BOOMSLANGER ( THE DUDE WHO GROWS ON YOU... GUESS I HAVE NOT GROWN ON YOU ENOUGH HAVE I? )

BOOM STOPS GROWIN' AFTER TOMORROW'S PALE AFTERNOON. WHEN APOCALYPSE, LIFE, SURVIVAL,UNIVERSE TO NOTHINGNESS DOES SHRINK...

VAYA CON DIOS TODAY MY LITTLE FRIEND,


BOOM NOT PHIL THE DILL

 

[Fata Morgana]

Boom stop shouting in caps, you're hurting me head.

 

[boomslanger]

Omg I loved Yoda from Star Trek.

dUH.. That baint be Yoda from Trek he be.. he be... wait duh, its' a comin' to me, he be smalldick--doodah from trek wars, from my class of starnight-5647Yo caint see day everytime yo up there see... mostly there baint be a star of the right type and whats that them scientific types sez? yuss Illuminosity"There is always the night though... thaswhy so many babies in space vessels.. people get bored silly and fuck each other silly...

You doods get yer war trek right now!!!

Da boom baint be around to correct you next time mebbe...

cheers
Boom da really doomed.

 

[girlsmiley]

Good morning petal.

What you doing? Feeling ok today?

 

[boomslanger]

Boom stop shouting in caps, you're hurting me head.

sorry coffe drunk kbd.. I fixed im...