The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[pointless]

have you guys not heard the good news?

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want to meet a brick wall and talk to the brick wall like a lunatic on the streets of New Jersey.

 

[sweepthefloor]

What is the good news?

 

[pointless]

it's a clue to the source of that phrase. it's an old jehovah's witness slogan from back when they were still predicting the apocalypse.

 

[thør]

have you guys not heard the good news?

No solicitors!

 

[pointless]

No solicitors!

hey, it's better than mormons.

 

[Lyricalli]

I want to meet a brick wall and talk to the brick wall like a lunatic on the streets of New Jersey.

I think that would be a better conversation than the one I'm referring to.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Sleep,

We had fun yesterday until you gave me nightmares. I know you don't like me very much but, could you please meet me in my bed at say............1:30 a.m.?

Oh, and no bad dreams, k? I just want a good sleep with no memory of dreams upon awakening.

Yours hopefully soon,
Lit's Useless Troll

 

[thør]

hey, it's better than mormons.

They are too lazy to walk through my 'hood.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I think that would be a better conversation than the one I'm referring to.

I am going to find out how bricks are made now. I think they are baked, but I am not sure.

 

[Lyricalli]

I am going to find out how bricks are made now. I think they are baked, but I am not sure.

I think you're on the right track. I'm pretty sure baking is one of the ways to make bricks, but I don't think it's the only way.

I wish my house was brick, then there'd be no worries about painting it. Or deciding what color to paint it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am still waiting for the good news.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I think you're on the right track. I'm pretty sure baking is one of the ways to make bricks, but I don't think it's the only way.

I wish my house was brick, then there'd be no worries about painting it. Or deciding what color to paint it.

You won't have to worry about the wolf blowing your house down.

 

[Lyricalli]

You won't have to worry about the wolf blowing your house down.

That bastard isn't covered by homeowner's insurance, either.

 

[thør]

That bastard isn't covered by homeowner's insurance, either.

Try Geico.

 

[Lyricalli]

Try Geico.

I have Geico. There are no Big Bad Wolf policies.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You will have to make friends with the big bad wolf.

 

[Que]

You will have to make friends with the big bad wolf.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am still waiting for the good news.

There is freshly squeezed orange juice in the fridge.

 

[Que]

There is freshly squeezed orange juice in the fridge.

Is that gospel, or are you funnin'?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Is that gospel, or are you funnin'?

It's the Authorised Version, as ever. And I have high hopes of seeing the face of Abraham in the sourdough toast.

 

[hashtag45]

It's the Authorised Version, as ever. And I have high hopes of seeing the face of Abraham in the sourdough toast.

nice to see you back
(logging off now, bye)

 

[Lyricalli]

You will have to make friends with the big bad wolf.

I know, but he keeps trying to bite me, and he doesn't even kiss me first.

 

[phantom4533]

"Sittin' in the back seat.

Saran Wrap, Saran Wrap."

 

[girlsmiley]

Sweet nothings.