The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[JohnnySavage]

Sorry.

Want a caper?

 

[AllyRose]

Want a caper?

Do I love books?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Do I love books?

Certainly.

I'm a book-a-week guy. Not the most literate, but perhaps better than average.

 

[AllyRose]

Certainly.

I'm a book-a-week guy. Not the most literate, but perhaps better than average.

Very good, sir.

I shall have a caper.

 

[1HF]

Sorry.

Don't mind him

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't mind him

Don't make me get stern with you.

 

[1HF]

Don't make me get stern with you.

Snicker. Could you?

1/3 way through my puzzle. So hard, but so good.

 

[spacekowboy]

So hard, but so good.

That's what she said.

 

[1HF]

That's what she said.

Haha.

 

[eyer]

Rent due in 8 days...

...and I obviously have 2 more months free.

Ty...

...wannabes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://yousuckthecomic.com/comics/yousuck_0002.png

 

[eyer]

http://img.opposingviews.com/sites/default/files/styles/402x250/public/featured_image/piece/15/07/horsepattern.jpg?itok=j5tnmzpf

 

[Aglaopheme]

Need a title pls

Talking nineteen to dozen

Someting about bananas as 19 is the atomic number for potassium.

Ha! Any synonym of blurt combined with banana running through my head right now (I'll spare everyone).

 

[Aquagal]

http://img.opposingviews.com/sites/default/files/styles/402x250/public/featured_image/piece/15/07/horsepattern.jpg?itok=j5tnmzpf

That horse will have no name.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Neither of them, no matter how thirsty they get.

 

[eyer]

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/da-vinci-horse-pattern-north-yorkshire-3.jpg

The foal's name is Da Vinci, pictured here with his ma (the one in the middle)...

...allegedly, Da Vinci also bares a white heart shape on his butt.

Both horses are Brit-born, so, while they do have names...

...neither probably have many teeth.

 

[Aquagal]

I meant the white silhouette horse will have no name. They should give it one too.

One of Da Vinci's masterpieces.

 

[Lyricalli]

The guy pretending to be a woman trying to get into my panties is really putting in some time. Something tells me he's managed to score with this tactic with some other dudes pretending to be women.

 

[Aquagal]

The guy pretending to be a woman trying to get into my panties is really putting in some time. Something tells me he's managed to score with this tactic with some other dudes pretending to be women.

Until he stalks you and reads this post.

Okay, off to Nod!

 

[Lyricalli]

Until he stalks you and reads this post.

Okay, off to Nod!

Dammit, I didn't think that through! Now, I've probably ruined an opportunity to get laid. Well, that's a night wasted.

 

[hssh345Alt]

…… .

you said you're a blondE with a big d…k

 

[lovetoread]

There are no women on here.

We are all dudes.

 

[Laurel]

so laurel...

how's about a mandatory
trump sub board
so that we may
consolidate all that
important
apparently "multi thread worthy"
analysis

in one gold mine?

Ooorrr we could all stab ourselves in the eyes with pencils. Either way...

I wonder how much happier we would be if we had the courage to define ourselves by what we are, not by what we are not.

Is it courage, or just getting fed up/growing older? I spent a good part of my life self-hating. Literally one day I decided I was sick of hating myself. And from there I just...slowly stopped doing that. It took a while to replace the old thought habits with new ones, but once I did things changed. In my head only, of course. I was still the same person, but my perception of me was different.

I read an article about happiness in the NYT, which led me to look into this thing called positive psychology. And it's interesting because we're raised to see happiness as a lifestyle or set of circumstances - success, or working hard, or having a family, or being loved, etc. etc. But I think the truth is it's really a mindset. That's why there are people who have lived through horrible tragedies, lost all their loved ones, and now live happily in relative poverty while others with loads of material wealth and friends and health can be miserable.

In life there are so many variables out of our control - the economy, weather, other people - but we have full control over how we react to these things, and our reactions are a greater chunk of our experience than we realize. It's an enormous power.

Spotted Dick. I'm just saying. Some people shouldn't talk.

Yeah, with all due respect I don't think our fine folks from the United Kingdom should be making fun of any other nation's cuisine.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Bahaha!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Bahaha!

Do you know what tossing salad means?