The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[gotsnowgotslush]

The weather girl promised 70f temp for tommorow. The day after, we will get flying slush.



My weather sense is kerfuffled.

 

[thør]

Everyone is talking about the weather.

 

[toeskr]

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2740/4534193671_4457a477a8_b.jpg

So that is how to contain zombies. Robes and containers.

Oh and grills.

 

[Wings]

It’s always the second night that’s the hardest.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Limited opening for the golf course today! No course maintenance so Winter rules are in effect.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://i.imgur.com/6yC1iKM.jpg

 

[Amoebah]

Wow, racism much?

 

[phantom4533]

The 11 month old fights sleep. The 801 month old embraces it.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

You're good. Clearly I'm out of my league on this one. I'm turning it over to my computer buddy. Maybe his tech friend has the other one ready? Hope he figured out my specifications and amplified them in some way.

 

[trysail]

If nothing else you have to admit the man has a way with words.

...the Leonardo diCaprio School of Eco-friendlier Living Through Aviation (“minimize your carbon footprint by spending as little time on the ground as possible.”)...​

-Brad Keyes
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/02/20/science-magazine-does-politics/#comment-2748930​

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[Captainnumnuts]

https://notinuse44.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/botero3.jpg

If you have a flesh type version, I might consider it.

And now the flooding starts

Have you seen "A Painted House?" Nice little movie where Mother Nature stepped in and lent a hand. Racism was cleverly avoided, but someone will find a way to make sure the whole point about it was racist.

Is there a charity thread to buy that idiot a blind hooker?
Link please.

Is he that ugly? Poor hooker.

Limited opening for the golf course today! No course maintenance so Winter rules are in effect.

Someone probably laid out. Maybe someone said "It's still considered winter so fuck it." It's offensive to the entreprenuer spirit and the folks willing to pay those overpriced fees are left to suffer.

 

[HarryHill]

What an auspicious start to a road trip

 

[Que]

Heard from your estranged son lately?

I suspect when you hear of school shootings your heart skips a beat wondering if this is the time your boy went off the rails...

There's authentic Rob!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/954/323/394.jpg

 

[ryan8558]

There's authentic Rob!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/954/323/394.jpg

Did the Chancellor ok the use of his personal pictures? This could be a violation of Lit's TOS.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Limited opening for the golf course today! No course maintenance so Winter rules are in effect.

One of the best lines from Caddyshack.

 

[neci]

charging.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Did the Chancellor ok the use of his personal pictures? This could be a violation of Lit's TOS.

I'll report the traitor for violating the TOS.

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/do-it-palpatine-gif-10.gif

 

[thør]

It’s always hardest the second night.

That's what she said.

 

[islandman]

The average human needs 8 hours of sleep. Being the mutant that I am, I require a minimum of 12 hours.

And a lock on the bedroom door that small humans can't open.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

The average human needs 8 hours of sleep. Being the mutant that I am, I require a minimum of 12 hours.

And a lock on the bedroom door that small humans can't open.

So your X Men power is that you can sleep a long time? I don't see you getting your movie any time soon. Maybe if Andy Warhol made one.

 

[islandman]

So your X Men power is that you can sleep a long time? I don't see you getting your movie any time soon. Maybe if Andy Warhol made one.

Worked for Woody Allen.

 

[adrina]

I am truly coming to hate the words "when you get a chance".

 

[pointless]

maybe woody allen isn't the best reference to make these days.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://riotfest.org/2018/02/farting-passenger-causes-fight-emergency-landing/

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am truly coming to hate the words "when you get a chance".

But wait until you get a chance.