The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[Spins]

I would like to hire a chef.

 

[thør]

I would like to hire a chef.

http://www.nudegirlspicture.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/busty-naked-chef.jpg

Does it matter if she can cook?

 

[BobBalouski]

What's the difference between posting images of women menstruating and women aborting? Why are images of one bloody act allowed while posting an image of the bloody other gets the poster instantly banned? After all, aren't both basically the same natural "right" biological act of all women? No individual human life in either is being harmed, right?

What exactly is it, then, that makes one so horrifically intolerable on the GB that just posting an image of it gets a poster banned?

Huh.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://image.ibb.co/ciEOvx/File_Feb_20_4_38_56_PM.jpg

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

What's the difference between posting images of women menstruating and women aborting? Why are images of one bloody act allowed while posting an image of the bloody other gets the poster instantly banned? After all, aren't both basically the same natural "right" biological act of all women? No individual human life in either is being harmed, right?

What exactly is it, then, that makes one so horrifically intolerable on the GB that just posting an image of it gets a poster banned?

Huh.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jack-tripper.gif

 

[Spins]

It would matter, yes.

Though, knife skills are handy even if the cooking skills aren't quite there.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mm mm the smell of searing flesh.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What's the difference between posting images of vegetables peeling and flesh searing? Why are images of one yummy act allowed while posting an image of the roasting other gets the poster instantly famished? After all, aren't both basically the same natural "hungry" biological act of all gourmands? No individual foodstuffs in either is being prepared amateurishly, right?

What exactly is it, then, that makes food so incredibly delicious on the GB that just posting an image of it gets a poster drooling?

Guh.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9d68e446663319e3b9bfeeb8e0408d42/tenor.gif?itemid=5278687

 

[toeskr]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqx9mjYQH1qjj9r4o1_500.jpg

Machete bans and background checks and teacher interviews and neighbors opinions, and local newscasters professional advice and and and.... well fuck, we need all this shit now!

 

[Fuckette]

Machetes

http://img.chilango.com/2017/08/machetes-696x461.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://img.chilango.com/2017/08/machetes-696x461.jpg

I need one in my life soon.

 

[islandman]

I'm looking at a woman who may very well have the most incredible.....

....yeah.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm looking at a woman who may very well have the most incredible.....

....yeah.

Psst. You can say it.




The seared flesh smell has been replaced by aroma of flourless, chocolate chip, organic peanut butter cookies. I just had half a strip and mashed cauliflower and my mouth is still watering.


I think we need a thread dedicated to drooling.

 

[Aquagal]

Gross. Take it to ampics.

 

[islandman]

Psst. You can say it.

.............everything..........

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Native American Pudding thickened with almond flour and egg yolks

*leer*

 

[Dr. Groove]

http://img.chilango.com/2017/08/machetes-696x461.jpg

Intriguing...

 

[thør]

Mm mm the smell of searing flesh.

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2740/4534193671_4457a477a8_b.jpg

 

[Que]

its really hard to follow this place sometimes but i don't have a passport dont need one yet why do you ask?

Have St_mAnn coach you on the "What do I know, I'm new here" schtick. It's not good to wade into the middle, then plead ignorance of the very thing you took an interest in.

I'd offer some advice to Chansen PaplpateTestes but he was so disheartened after wasting his entire Sunday sneaking in through the playground that he has me on fake ignore.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Have St_mAnn coach you on the "What do I know, I'm new here" schtick. It's not good to wade into the middle, then plead ignorance of the very thing you took an interest in.

I'd offer some advice to Chansen PaplpateTestes but he was so disheartened after wasting his entire Sunday sneaking in through the playground that he has me on fake ignore.

alright man i dont get your things and youre not fun to talk hahaha so im going to go check out some other stuff have good night

 

[Que]

alright man i dont get your things and youre not fun to talk hahaha so im going to go check out some other stuff have good night

no problem man go in peace totally new not connected anybody else dude.

 

[St_mAnn]

Queefy spending a quiet night in the group home...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7296ccacc800ad6e332e9ffbca4ad958/tenor.gif?itemid=4578356

 

[Que]

Queefy spending a quiet night ...

Why would *you* feel the need to concern yourself with a casual conversation between myself and the new, new guy?

Also you are slipping on which cutesy-pie name you use with which sock-puppet, Fagman. Index cards. I keep telling you.

 

[HarryHill]

Drunk on a Tuesday night. I have no shame

 

[thør]

Drunk on a Tuesday night. I have no shame

It is February!