The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[yossi]

How it feels getting an unsolicited dick pic via PM.

http://imgur.com/9z15E7B.png

http://imgur.com/6G9rnN8.png

 

[rimmy]

Sexiest thing I've read/heard all day.

You really need to get out more.

 

[Mr Noone]

How it feels getting an unsolicited dick pic via PM.

Now an unsolicited bi-plane. That would be something.

 

[Wings]

No one sends me dick pics anymore.


Thank the good lord.

 

[Mr Noone]

No one sends me dick pics anymore.


Thank the good lord.

Hold on.

 

[CleverCowardice]

As memorable as a time-killing wank had while waiting for Chinese food to arrive. No. Even less so. Because while I may not remember the wank or what idea/image/person I was wanking to, there's always a chance I'll remember the Chinese food.

 

[Wings]

Hold on.

Hurry up, I'm bored.

 

[Mr Noone]

Hurry up, I'm bored.

I can't seem to get the lighting right.

 

[neci]

I can't seem to get the lighting right.

dick shadow puppetry?

 

[Wings]

There used to be a show called Puppetry of the Penis. It was riveting.

 

[Mr Noone]

dick shadow puppetry?

I can't find the "big" setting on the iPhone.

 

[neci]

yes! he turns his dick and balls into a hamburger!

i was thinking back lighting and a white sheet, but that brings back such good memories. *sigh*

 

[islandman]

You really need to get out more.

Mine is a dry humour.

Doesn't translate well for those who are......without hair.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://lifestyle.ca.msn.com/love-se...ge-penis-size-and-other-interesting-sex-facts

 

[Saint Peter]

Humor.


Translate that.

 

[Mr Noone]

Humor.


Translate that.

He did.

 

[islandman]

Humor, n.

1. a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement;

2. believing that the Avs have a snowball's chance in hell of winning Lord Stanley's Cup.

 

[Wings]

This is NOT the 10 inches I asked for.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Fine. I'll give it to you twice.

 

[Saint Peter]

He did.

Nice hair.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel has a horse??

Didn't you know? My horse is cool. Gray with pointy ears. Makes a "reeooow" sound. Hums when you pet him. Kinda small, long tail.

Oh, sorry. I think that's a cat.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nice pussy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlZZcm6CcAEWi0f.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlXK14RCcAEToA9.jpg

Ariel wanted a vagina more than legs.

 

[trysail]

I like being able to spend time outdoors without having to worry about dying from hypothermia.



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