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The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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TheJAJ said:
One of that cat's lives could be in the balance and it all comes back to being about you.

I just hope for the mental insanity picture that this is going to create in people's minds that you haven't strapped that thing around your Johnson.:cool:
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Well, I did get the extra large cuff :cool:
 
thør said:
What about sex? Calories are required for good sex.
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:D

It's only been one day, but it was a pretty busy day where I did a lot of running around and meeting people, plus work at home, and I didn't feel weak or tired at any point, though I kept expecting it to happen. Sex would be no problem. :D

Slept really well, like normal. Didn't wake up starving like I thought I would. I think the big corporations that sell snack food have us terrified of feeling the teensiest bit of hunger, but the reality it's not that bad, especially if you keep busy. I didn't feel deprived, and it was actually kind of nice. Like I said, my one teeny meal tasted AMAZING. Of course, I also knew that the cheeseburger of my choice was in my near future. :D

JohnnySavage said:
I went to see my government provided doctor last week and my BP almost gave HIM a heart attack. So he made me eat some pills and said he'd send me a Rx.

Yesterday I got 6 bottles of drugs! Today I got a fancy BP machine that blows up on its own. I've been eating pills and testing the pressure on everything I can find all day today.
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:rose: You should watch that video I linked above. Seriously.

islandman said:
From what I've previously seen of you, I'm shocked that you were over 110.

Perhaps you've been passing off someone else's pics as your own?
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Those are over a year old. I'm up to a nasty 127 lbs right now. :mad: On my frame, it's not a good thing. Imagine a fat spider - long dangly arms and legs(only two of each) around a thick middle.

Sunshine said:
My neighbors swear by it! Their daughter lost 25lbs on it.

I was going to give it a try but have decided not to because because I'm concerned about muscle loss. When I studied nutritional biochem and metabolism in college (I have a degree in nutritional science), I distinctly remember learning that during the first three days of calorie restriction, your body uses primarily muscle as a fuel source. On day 4 of a calorie restriction, your body shifts to burning fat for energy. I worry that if I were to fast twice per week, I would be losing more muscle over a period of time vs. if I had burned calories through exercise alone or a typical calorie restriction diet. Just a thought.
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Yeah, I was worried about it, but I talked to my doc about it and he said not to worry. The thing I'm doing is short-term (two non-consecutive days a week) and not a true fast, as I'm allowed 500 calories (best consumed as one meal). Alternate-day fasting burns fat, not muscle. My doc showed me links to some studies which concluded that even short-term (2-3day) true fasts don't reduce muscle. One studied Tunisian soccer players who fast during Ramadan and found that the fasting had no affect on their performance.

My doc's not a faster, but he reads a lot and says he's intrigued. I was actually afraid that he'd try to talk me out of it because he's really down on fad diets and such. Pleasantly surprised that he's really supportive. I told him that, and he laughed and said that much of the research is not new and has been substantiated. He felt the 5:2 with the 500 calories on my supposed "fast" days was mild and safe.

Either way, I'm not particularly interested in doing true fasts or calorie restriction over multiple days. I just want to drop this little bit of weight. If there are other benefits, that's good too. :D
 
I lust after your smell and your paps and your divine little money-box and your round belly and the exquisite softness of the inside of your thighs and your baby-bottom and your giving lips and the half hostile look in your eyes when you’re deep in rut with your little Welsh stallion.
 
God. He's like killswitch.

If he doesn't have it his way he throws a tanty.

You're a grown man, ffs. Try acting like one.
 
There is an emptiness in my life that only Elizabeth can make less empty. For 13 years we were together constantly, compulsively. How can you end such a wild and perfect relationship? You can’t. A love affair like ours is never ended – only temporarily abandoned.
 
oggbashan said:
I have a beach house, or at least close enough to get salt spray on the windows, and far enough away and up to avoid flooding.

I have sea views from every room except the downstairs toilet.
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sounds lovely, i don't like being on the beach.
i want to be closer to the village.
 
Fata Morgana said:
I lust after your smell and your paps and your divine little money-box and your round belly and the exquisite softness of the inside of your thighs and your baby-bottom and your giving lips and the half hostile look in your eyes when you’re deep in rut with your little Welsh stallion.
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Laurel has a horse??
 
Fata Morgana said:
I lust after your smell and your paps and your divine little money-box and your round belly and the exquisite softness of the inside of your thighs and your baby-bottom and your giving lips and the half hostile look in your eyes when you’re deep in rut with your little Welsh stallion.
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Please to explain the following:

"paps"?

"divine, little money-box"? (I initially read this as 'monkey-box')

"baby bottom"?
 
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