The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Mr Noone]

This blurt thread post is ass.

"The law is a ass."
—Mr Bumble, the Parish Beadle in Oliver Twist

 

[Wings]

This post is fluffy.

 

[Mr Noone]

This sentence is a lie.

 

[Wings]

This question mark is useless?

 

[islandman]

Well, saints preserve us!

I do believe there's a cilantro lime quinoa recipe in my inbox....

brb - going to go play the lottery...

...cause today's my lucky day!

 

[bluemuse]

Hey! I make that!

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Lord,

Please forgive me for spilling my seed on the ground while watching the frisky lesbians going at it.


Love,
Pete

 

[lovetoread]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/166f5e6dabac463a30a722d90f913bc2/tumblr_muhdoabiZy1qzbo9ao1_500.jpg

 

[EndCredits]

I ran today for the first time since October. My limbs are all tired, but I feel good. I need to make these next months count.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Bad Robot is back, again.

 

[Wings]

My ass feels squishy. I should probably get back to my own routine.

 

[EndCredits]

My ass feels squishy. I should probably get back to my own routine.

Let me feel. To determine whether "squishy" is the appropriate term, of course.

 

[Wings]

Let me feel. To determine whether "squishy" is the appropriate term, of course.

Alright but trust me, it's bordering on squishy.

 

[EndCredits]

Alright but trust me, it's bordering on squishy.

Does a smack count as a feel?

 

[Wings]

Does a smack count as a feel?

I asked the elderly man on the bus that this morning.

 

[EndCredits]

I asked the elderly man on the bus that this morning.

Say what?

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm taking a friend to see The Lion King.

She said please. She was so blimmin excited I couldn't say no.
No bullshit, over the moon. Hugging me tight and giggling like a teenager.

Ugh.

 

[Killswitch]

 

[Noor]

At this point I never want to eat again and dying is starting to look like a semi-reasonable alternative. Glad I am not alone.

 

[Noor]

Am trying orange juice with vinegar in it which strangely seems to help a bit. Hell on my throat, though.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3aa74b33881f014edb24d0c1fdbeeec5/tumblr_n1jj584IHI1rsj72ao1_500.jpg

 

[phantom4533]

I ran today for the first time since October. My limbs are all tired, but I feel good. I need to make these next months count.

I got out and jogged yesterday for the first time since last month and I felt like I was running with lead weights on my feet.

 

[Wings]

Say what?

A joke. It was an old woman I goosed.

 

[trysail]

Shortly after returning to Richmond following the surrender at Appomattox, Robert E. Lee was approached on the street by a young mother with her son in tow. She asked Lee what she should teach her son.

Lee responded:

Madam, teach him that he must deny himself.​

​

 

[islandman]

It's going to hit 60F today.....

....looks as though we're finally about to break Old Father Winter's back.