The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[silver gurl]

Environment Canada Alerts for Montreal, QC
WINTER STORM WARNING
WINTER STORM WARNING
Now - Wednesday, Mar 12, 4:06am
LANAUDIÈRE:
HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW WILL BEGIN LATE WEDNESDAY MORNING NEAR THE U.S. BORDER, THEN SPREAD TO OTHER REGIONS.
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METRO MONTRÉAL - LAVAL:
HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW WILL BEGIN LATE WEDNESDAY MORNING NEAR THE U.S. BORDER, THEN SPREAD TO OTHER REGIONS.


*SIGH*

 

[girlsmiley]

If I could I would give you the world.
All I can do is just offer you my love.

-Diamonds and Pearls

 

[Fuckette]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/71dbf721fa7a7c21716afabaca18cddc/tumblr_mrxwwgEAgp1ralbooo1_500.gif​

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BieHrNXIgAAZ1Aq.jpg

 

[Fuckette]

Free Agency

 

[Wings]

Shut up, Angel. Just shut up.

 

[bluemuse]

So one of my employees calls out sick and posts a picture of himself having sushi two hours later. Is sushi good for the flu?

 

[Fata Morgana]

So one of my employees calls out sick and posts a picture of himself having sushi two hours later. Is sushi good for the flu?

Some folks are such twats. I've known people be off sick then post themselves on Facebook etc off having a good time somewhere. Not at my place though as we have a silly-strict sickness policy.

 

[bluemuse]

Some folks are such twats. I've known people be off sick then post themselves on Facebook etc off having a good time somewhere. Not at my place though as we have a silly-strict sickness policy.

It boggles the mind. One of my other employees just told me that he posted that he's at the movies. Blows me away.

 

[islandman]

So one of my employees calls out sick and posts a picture of himself having sushi two hours later. Is sushi good for the flu?

Grounds for dismissal, no?

 

[bluemuse]

Grounds for dismissal, no?

For sheer stupidity.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It boggles the mind. One of my other employees just told me that he posted that he's at the movies. Blows me away.

We got a warning last year from our boss cos some eejit in the office had updated her Facebook dissing one of our clients (we work for Local Gov) after she'd been to her house and been bitten by fleas. The eejit is actually a senior member of staff herself.

Often I walk past someone at work and they are on Facebook which in itself is dicey, it doesn't take a genius to see at the time they should have been working they were talking shite on there.

And Phil if you are on Lit....DIE YOU STINKING FUCKING CUNT FROM HELL.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sympathy for tomorrow's early morning commuters. It will not be pleasant, like today. Winter has not left. (Took a day off ?)

 

[islandman]

We got a warning last year from our boss cos some eejit in the office had updated her Facebook dissing one of our clients (we work for Local Gov) after she'd been to her house and been bitten by fleas. The eejit is actually a senior member of staff herself.

Often I walk past someone at work and they are on Facebook which in itself is dicey, it doesn't take a genius to see at the time they should have been working they were talking shite on there.

And Phil if you are on Lit....DIE YOU STINKING FUCKING CUNT FROM HELL.

'Phil' is a she?

 

[Fata Morgana]

'Phil' is a she?

I'd say he's a man but that's giving him too much of a compliment. He's a thing that stinks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where's Mr Savage? I want some Johnny lurrrrrve.

 

[gravyrug]

I'd say he's a man but that's giving him too much of a compliment. He's a thing that stinks.

I'd go with alien life form. He would've been preparing for invasion, but he's so incompetent they stuck him in your office so he couldn't muck up their plans.

 

[Beco]

Some folks are such twats. I've known people be off sick then post themselves on Facebook etc off having a good time somewhere. Not at my place though as we have a silly-strict sickness policy.

Facebook has become a site where you brag that you're on vacation somewhere warm, when others are dealing with a major snow storm.....its total shite

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd go with alien life form. He would've been preparing for invasion, but he's so incompetent they stuck him in your office so he couldn't muck up their plans.

I was looking at his chair today. It's full of hair and dead skin. If I had the stomach for it, I'd scoop it up and make a voodoo doll.

I pray for a zombie apocalypse so I cant stab him straight in the face and maintain I thought he was a Walker.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Facebook has become a site where you brag that you're on vacation somewhere warm, when others are dealing with a major snow storm.....its total shite

Facebook = cunts.

We agree on a lot of stuff lately don't we!

 

[gravyrug]

I was looking at his chair today. It's full of hair and dead skin. If I had the stomach for it, I'd scoop it up and make a voodoo doll.

I pray for a zombie apocalypse so I cant stab him straight in the face and maintain I thought he was a Walker.

Use a vacuum with a long hose to collect samples, then dump it straight into the hollow doll through a funnel. Then the fun can start!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Use a vacuum with a long hose to collect samples, then dump it straight into the hollow doll through a funnel. Then the fun can start!

That's a fucking BRILLIANT idea!

 

[gravyrug]

That's a fucking BRILLIANT idea!

Decades of cheesy horror flicks give some really cool ideas.

 

[Saint Peter]

..a silly-strict sickness policy.

Not silly-strict!

 

[islandman]

The ice cream truck is already running around!