The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pointless]

man, i hate thinking of baseball.

 

[Bacigalupo]

omg

Spider crawls inside Australian man on trip to Bali - and remains there for THREE days

Dylan Thomas is now called 'Spider-Man' by his friends after the insect crawled inside of him, possibly through a scar on his abdomen. The bug was finally removed by doctors who used a pair of tweezers.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ource=facebook.com&utm_campaign=NYDN+Facebook

http://io9.com/no-a-spider-did-not-burrow-under-a-mans-skin-and-live-1647314968?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[pete]

man, i hate thinking of baseball.

dude i grew up in detroit. hating thinking about baseball was a way of life.

 

[Nastassia4Hire]

IDGI

 

[pete]

IDGI

um... wut?

 

[pointless]

i don't get it.

or so i assume.

 

[Nastassia4Hire]

i don't get it.

or so i assume.

OSIA

 

[Nastassia4Hire]

Rather osYa ...

 

[glynndah]

Uh oh. Someone needs to replenish the free grammar and spelling coupons in the newbie gift baskets.

 

[pete]

which one is the 'groan' emoji ?

 

[Vikingstone]

Uh oh. Someone needs to replenish the free grammar and spelling coupons in the newbie gift baskets.

I thought that was your job!

I gotta do everything around here.

 

[Killswitch]

Uh oh. Someone needs to replenish the free grammar and spelling coupons in the newbie gift baskets.

It's texting abbreviations hun. Like lol.

 

[glynndah]

I thought that was your job!

I gotta do everything around here.

No, I float around in my sparkly bubble, flirting a bit and looking decorative as I kiss the newbies and such. We have moderators who are in charge of all that other stuff.

 

[Vikingstone]

No, I float around in my sparkly bubble, flirting a bit and looking decorative as I kiss the newbies and such. We have moderators who are in charge of all that other stuff.

Right, right, FINE! Stop dribbling sparkles all over. *grabs broom*

 

[pointless]

It's texting abbreviations hun. Like lol.

yes, everyone figured that out already.

 

[glynndah]

It's texting abbreviations hun. Like lol.

Yes, I know.

Right, right, FINE! Stop dribbling sparkles all over. *grabs broom*

Let go of that! It's my magic wand. The Flying Monkeys are happy to clean up after hours. If there isn't enough to do, they tend to get into mischief around here. Do you really want that?

 

[pointless]

you know, i fucking hate the jets, but if they pull this off and beat ne in the last second i'll hate 'em just a little less. if they don't fuck 'em. may they all burn forever and ever.

 

[pointless]

anyone got a match?

 

[Killswitch]

My butt and your face?

 

[dolf]

omg

Spider crawls inside Australian man on trip to Bali - and remains there for THREE days

Dylan Thomas is now called 'Spider-Man' by his friends after the insect...

I read no further, as journalism this bad is most likely bull.

 

[pointless]

i just sighed.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The football players have picked up bad habits from the footie crowd.

There is no flopping in football!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[Disgustipated]

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I used to have all the books. Still probably at my parents.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I used to have all the books. Still probably at my parents.

Those were great. I should've tried to get them back when they were still in print.