The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

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I know they're good for my legs and butt, but I really hate squats and lunges. :rolleyes:
 

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Someone needs to replenish the free grammar and spelling coupons in the newbie gift baskets.

No, I float around in my sparkly bubble, flirting a bit and looking decorative as I kiss the newbies and such. We have moderators who are in charge of all that other stuff.

Let go of that! It's my magic wand. The Flying Monkeys are happy to clean up after hours. If there isn't enough to do, they tend to get into mischief around here. Do you really want that?
 
I was eating my brownies and a big brownie crumb fell down my shirt. Guess my tits wanted some brownie too. :)
 
I shall keep that in mind...

ISO lunging master, must be proficient in tying rope and have a large palm that fits my cheeks well...inquire within.

dammit, those personal trainers are lucky bastards!
 
An American tourist found himself trapped inside a bookstore in central London for two hours Thursday night after staff locked the doors without realizing he was inside. David Willis, from Dallas, Texas, alerted the Waterstones franchise that he was stranded in its Trafalgar Square branch by sending it a tweet asking "please let me out."
 
gee, thanks anonymous. i'll ignore the bad your and just take the compliment. god knows i'm not innocent and it's always nice to know you helped a stranger get off.
 
In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex is a book by American writer Nathaniel Philbrick about the loss of the Whaleship Essex in the Pacific Ocean in 1820. The book was published by Viking Press on May 8, 2000, and won the 2000 National Book Award for Nonfiction. It is being adapted into a film of the same name, scheduled for release in 2015.



Fantastic book. Sea stories don't usually translate well into movies because... you know... it's hard to film an ocean in a studio.

But being the man of the sea that I am, I'm looking forward to it.

But being the realist that I am, I'll probably be disappointed just like I was with Master and Commander.
 
who wants to give my dog a bath and/or blow leaves off my lawn? i'll give you a dollar.

and some turkey pastrami.

it's really good, btw. i know. i was shocked, too.
 
In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex is a book by American writer Nathaniel Philbrick about the loss of the Whaleship Essex in the Pacific Ocean in 1820. The book was published by Viking Press on May 8, 2000, and won the 2000 National Book Award for Nonfiction. It is being adapted into a film of the same name, scheduled for release in 2015.



Fantastic book. Sea stories don't usually translate well into movies because... you know... it's hard to film an ocean in a studio.

But being the man of the sea that I am, I'm looking forward to it.

But being the realist that I am, I'll probably be disappointed just like I was with Master and Commander.

I just saw a trailer for it, it looked good.
 
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