JohnnySavage
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That's unclear, but it weighed a pound.
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I pick my breakfast cereal based on colour... I also pick my books based on the cover.
I have s girlfriend who doesn't drink, who buys me wine based on how cool the labels are. It has resulted in some interesting drinking experiences, to say the least.
I buy wine based on the labels too!!!
What wine would you serve with cunnilingus, white, red, or pink?
I buy wine based on the labels too!!!
White, green, black, or oolong? These are the questions that haunt me.
I need a violent hug.
Ugh. You know you're tired when you give your phone to the guinea pig and try to put a carrot on charge.
(I console myself that it could have been worse - I could have given the carrot to the phone and tried to charge the guinea pig.)
lol.....and how has that worked out for you?
i absolutely adore my pendant. don't want to take it off, ever!
I'm so fucking bored!
I'd entertain you, but I have a headache
I pick my breakfast cereal based on colour... I also pick my books based on the cover.
I pick wine be the labels.
Watching Sexting Teacher. Some of these teachers are fucking imbeciles. "I didn't think giving a pupil my mobile number or calling her babe was wrong at the time."