The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[JohnnySavage]

I watched After Earth last night. What a stinker.

 

[Brollyanna]

This is so sad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2564355/Three-year-old-YouTube-sensation-Maddie-Tippett-DIES-common-cold.html

 

[Lorilei]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/20/14/enhanced-16515-1392923655-16.jpg

 

[Brollyanna]

Ugh. You know you're tired when you give your phone to the guinea pig and try to put a carrot on charge.

(I console myself that it could have been worse - I could have given the carrot to the phone and tried to charge the guinea pig.)

 

[bluegypsy]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

I'll be glad when it's over so NBC will find something else to pimp.

 

[yossi]

I haven't watched one iota of Olympic coverage. I have been getting a kick out of the figure skating pictures though.

 

[pointless]

the winter olympics suck. the sports are mostly boring and there isn't even any decent eye candy because everyone is dressed warmly. except figure skating and that's not even a sport.

 

[Lorilei]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

Nope. I don't think I've watched even 15 minutes of them, and I'll be so damn glad when they're over.

 

[trysail]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

Small parts of it are interesting (downhill, biathlon, bobsled, cross country) but, basically, I refuse to sit around listening to the obviously manipulative vignettes, the vapid commentators, brain-damaged dimbulbs like Shaun White and the obnoxious used car salespeople.

Fortunately, I've got better things to do.





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[chillywilly2]

Small parts of it are interesting (downhill, biathlon, bobsled, cross country) but, basically, I refuse to sit around listening to the obviously manipulative vignettes, the vapid commentators, brain-damaged dimbulbs like Shaun White and the obnoxious used car salespeople.

Fortunately, I've got better things to do.





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Watch them on a canadian channel...much better


and womens curling rocks...pun intended

 

[Brollyanna]

Watch them on a canadian channel...much better


and womens curling rocks...pun intended

I've never ever heard anyone ask "Are you coming to watch the curling this weekend?" It only seems to exist during the Olympics.

 

[Phelia]

White, green, black, or oolong? These are the questions that haunt me.

I need a violent hug.

 

[pete]

White, green, black, or oolong? These are the questions that haunt me.

I need a violent hug.

i'll tackle you with a hug, but first i need i gotta google wtf "oolong" means...

 

[Brollyanna]

White, green, black, or oolong? These are the questions that haunt me.

I need a violent hug.

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/drew_pecfly.gif

 

[yossi]

i'll tackle you with a hug, but first i need i gotta google wtf "oolong" means...

It's what girls exclaim when they see a big penis.

 

[NHKitty]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

I don't mind (some of) it...mostly because we have "locals" competing. A few who I know firsthand...so that makes it kinda cool.

 

[Phelia]

i'll tackle you with a hug, but first i need i gotta google wtf "oolong" means...

Step 1: Visit a store that sells bulk loose teas

Step 2: Purchase either Orchid or Milk Oolong

Step 3: ????????

Step 4: PROFIT!!!!!!

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/toons/drew_pecfly.gif

!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzo5wp8RX1qfm6n3o1_500.png

It's what girls exclaim when they see a big penis.

Listen to Yossi! She's a scientist!

Oo-la-la-long.

 

[Phelia]

That guy sure has a lot of favorite pussy types.

 

[bluemuse]

Am I the only person who thinks the Winter Olympics are a crashing bore?

I know Norwegians who didn't realize that they had the most medals until I told them.

 

[Laurel]

Proof that I'm losing it. The other day while shopping in a £1 store my wife picked up an item, and I said how much is that.

How much was it?

 

[Laurel]

That thing where I stop petting my cat for two seconds and he raises his paw up like he's gonna slap me.

 

[pointless]

it's getting hard to tell the liars from the idiots around here.

also, ugh. enough with the fourth season of community. just skip that one. go back to the good ones.

 

[MNGuy]

Gave my snow blower a work out today.

First I used the snow blower on my driveway.

Then did my neighbors while they are in Arizona.

Then helped the Andy, the kid next door, by doing their driveway.

The neighbors have four boys, but only the fourth grader, Andy, was out there with a snow shovel trying to shovel about a foot of snow all by himself. The other boys, granted they are first graders, weren't helping.

Andy said dad was in the house, preparing for Sunday. He is a youth pastor, and mom was watching the other kids. This dad never does any work outside around the house. Usually it is the mom. She usually shovels, cuts the grass, washes the cars, plants the garden and flower beds, etc. I never see him do anything.

They have a snow blower, and I have only seen the dad use it a couple of times in the last three years. Otherwise the wife shovels.

She's a slender cutie, who should have let me warm my cold fingers by letting my stick them in her pussy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I pick my breakfast cereal based on colour... I also pick my books based on the cover.