The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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I pick my breakfast cereal based on colour... I also pick my books based on the cover.

I have s girlfriend who doesn't drink, who buys me wine based on how cool the labels are. It has resulted in some interesting drinking experiences, to say the least.
 
Ugh. You know you're tired when you give your phone to the guinea pig and try to put a carrot on charge.

(I console myself that it could have been worse - I could have given the carrot to the phone and tried to charge the guinea pig.)

you ever do that, make sure to take a picture for us :cool:
 
Further proof I'm losing it.

Spent a good 45 mins looking for my mobile (cell) phone. Tried calling it, it was turned off. Then found it in the knee pocket of my chinos. I was wearing them at the time. In my defense I have no feeling in that leg, so was unaware of anything in the pocket.
 
Watching Sexting Teacher. Some of these teachers are fucking imbeciles. "I didn't think giving a pupil my mobile number or calling her babe was wrong at the time."
 
Watching Sexting Teacher. Some of these teachers are fucking imbeciles. "I didn't think giving a pupil my mobile number or calling her babe was wrong at the time."

Who wouldn't trust someone with the handle, "Fluffy Bunny"?
 
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