The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

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i needed to justify my purchase of the damn thing in some way!

how are you supposed to do brisket?
 
i needed to justify my purchase of the damn thing in some way!

how are you supposed to do brisket?

JAJ's way makes an amazing brisket. That said, sometimes you have lead a real life and cannot man a smoker for a day.

Crockpots cook brisket with slow, moist heat, which is critical.

You'll have a B+ brisket instead of an A brisket. And, you'll have the rest of a day to get other stuff done.
 
I need an organizer to come in and ruthlessly through out the things I don't need.
 
I'm eating two insane choco truffles and drinking hot cocoa.

If you need me, I'll be laying on the floor, twitching and smiling.
 
my night at a brothel

A couple of nights ago an acquaintance invited me to her birthday party over at the brothel she works downtown. It was a bitterly cold night and I ventured out after deciding it was probably one of my last chances to do something fun before leaving Toronto.

The set up is a condo near to the theatre district that she shares with 6 other women. They use a shared calendar so that no one makes bookings at the same time. It's almost on the top story with floor to ceiling windows in the front room, and the front room juts out from the rest of the condo with a glass balcony wrapped around it.

There's a small bedroom in the back, where we stored our coats, and the rest is open concept, with a kitchen, ensuite laundry, and a retro-styled living room with a shag rug, chaise lounge, drinks caddy and stereo.

By the time I got there, the party was in intimate swing. A small group of friends were talking, squeezed next to each other around a mod-black kitchen table. Others chatted on the lounge. I found squeeze room at the table and joined in.

In attendance, by proximity to eternal damnation, were one hustler, four prostitutes, one ex-escort with her husband, one ex-stripper, two writers, one academic.

I would have died if Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds showed up; sadly no, it wasn't like that at all.
 
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