The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[pointless]

You're a waste of space
No natural grace
You're so bloody thin
You don't even begin

To interest me
Not even curiousity
It's not animosity
It's just you don't interest me

You're an energy void
A black hole to avoid
No style, no heart
You don't even start

To interest me
Not even curiousity
It's not animosity
It's just you don't interest me

 

[evesdream]

I went to a brothel earlier this week and it's the most boring story ever.

 

[pete]

I went to a brothel earlier this week and it's the most boring story ever.

so bore us with it.

we've got nothing else to do...

 

[phantom4533]

I went to a brothel earlier this week and it's the most boring story ever.

Is there a glass eye involved?

 

[evesdream]

so bore us with it.

we've got nothing else to do...

Ugh feels like work. Actually I'm on my way to run errands, so I'll blurt it when I get back.

Is there a glass eye involved?

I suddenly feel like there should have been.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/7b2f16aba15236b7b083a31f6d3958fb/tumblr_msb2qduQjp1qiup3eo1_250.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e7a153178b98e96905a27fdc2854782/tumblr_msb2qduQjp1qiup3eo2_250.gif
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Always.

 

[bg23]

i needed to justify my purchase of the damn thing in some way!

how are you supposed to do brisket?

 

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[ryan8558]

Sloooooooooooooooooooooowly.

At about 175 to 200 degrees.

In a smoker

 

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[ryan8558]

http://www.amazingribs.com/images/recipes/blacks_brisket.jpg

It should look like this and trust JAJ, it ain't gonna happen in no damned crock pot.

MMMMMMMM!!!!


Dammit!! Now I'm getting hungry!!

Thanks JAJ

 

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[cjh]

i needed to justify my purchase of the damn thing in some way!

how are you supposed to do brisket?

JAJ's way makes an amazing brisket. That said, sometimes you have lead a real life and cannot man a smoker for a day.

Crockpots cook brisket with slow, moist heat, which is critical.

You'll have a B+ brisket instead of an A brisket. And, you'll have the rest of a day to get other stuff done.

 

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[bluemuse]

I need an organizer to come in and ruthlessly through out the things I don't need.

 

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[bluemuse]

I can sort your drawers.

The drawers are sorted. It's the closets that give me shame.

 

[Laurel]

I'm eating two insane choco truffles and drinking hot cocoa.

If you need me, I'll be laying on the floor, twitching and smiling.

 

[phantom4533]

I'm eating two insane choco truffles and drinking hot cocoa.

If you need me, I'll be laying on the floor, twitching and smiling.

I would have traded you my cinnamon-graham cracker protein shake.

 

[Lorilei]

Why don't I eat grapes more often? They are so yummy.

 

[evesdream]

my night at a brothel

A couple of nights ago an acquaintance invited me to her birthday party over at the brothel she works downtown. It was a bitterly cold night and I ventured out after deciding it was probably one of my last chances to do something fun before leaving Toronto.

The set up is a condo near to the theatre district that she shares with 6 other women. They use a shared calendar so that no one makes bookings at the same time. It's almost on the top story with floor to ceiling windows in the front room, and the front room juts out from the rest of the condo with a glass balcony wrapped around it.

There's a small bedroom in the back, where we stored our coats, and the rest is open concept, with a kitchen, ensuite laundry, and a retro-styled living room with a shag rug, chaise lounge, drinks caddy and stereo.

By the time I got there, the party was in intimate swing. A small group of friends were talking, squeezed next to each other around a mod-black kitchen table. Others chatted on the lounge. I found squeeze room at the table and joined in.

In attendance, by proximity to eternal damnation, were one hustler, four prostitutes, one ex-escort with her husband, one ex-stripper, two writers, one academic.

I would have died if Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds showed up; sadly no, it wasn't like that at all.

 

[thør]

Why don't I eat grapes more often? They are so yummy.

Try some with a bit of Gorgonzola.

 

[Adre]

Why don't I eat grapes more often? They are so yummy.

Ever put some in the freezer?

 

[mamasota]

That's the fucking bomb.


And she's going to crock pot it.


I've lost faith in the female species of the population.

*epa! http://elouai.com/images/yahoo/a20.gif

My brisket is always moist and flavorful and as good as that foto you put ^ there,
Lindo, my feliz navidad must have brisket on the table, you cannot give hope up on all of us,
not coño!