The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[yossi]

Next time I'll endeavor to focus my attention above the neck.

Just a smackeral of attention. Much obliged.

I would like to start using that word more - see if I can get other people to work it into everyday conversation.

 

[yossi]

Split pea soup.

Mmmmmmm.


I'll be right over.


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But I haven't even received my portion of ham yet!

Country ham? That's the best ham for pea soup.

I will have to consult with Johnny and get back to you on that.

 

[islandman]

Just a smackeral of attention. Much obliged.

I would like to start using that word more - see if I can get other people to work it into everyday conversation.

I would like to see how you manage to get that fish into everyday conversation.

 

[yossi]

I would like to see how you manage to get that fish into everyday conversation.

I'll mount him on a plaque and have him sing really annoying songs. I'm sure that's never been done.

 

[Laurel]

Yoss needs to send me some pea soup.

 

[islandman]

I'll mount him on a plaque and have him seeing really annoying songs. I'm sure that's never been done.

I see annoying songs all the time.

Ain't no big thing for human or fish alike.

 

[phantom4533]

Oh, for sure. Not just some, but a very large portion. Also, I'm going to foist some off on my sister and a certain gentleman who tickles my fancy.

I'd ask you to ship some up here but I just finished my own batch. Now I'm going to do something with chick peas.

 

[phantom4533]

Just a smackeral of attention. Much obliged.

I would like to start using that word more - see if I can get other people to work it into everyday conversation.

Wait ... smackeral or obliged? I am now thinking of tenderizing mackerel and the possible mess that would make.

I'd be obliged if you could clarify.

 

[phantom4533]

And now I'm thinking of cooking mackerel in clarified butter.

 

[Phelia]

Smackerals are for people who like it orange roughy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't have a pan big enough for my ham.

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't bother to read or comment in his threads because the dude just isn't funny.

He thinks he is, and for some weird reason so do other people. I dunno. Perhaps it's a cultural thing.

Who knows. All I know is that I can't lol when it's not funny.

I just do this: Haaaa. :sadface:

 

[yossi]

I see annoying songs all the time.

Ain't no big thing for human or fish alike.

I didn't edit quickly enough.

Wait ... smackeral or obliged? I am now thinking of tenderizing mackerel and the possible mess that would make.

I'd be obliged if you could clarify.

Smackeral! Obliged is so passé. I like to promote terms used for quantities of honey.

Make hummus with your garbanzos. Mmm. Or quinoa, chick pea salad with onions and peppers - lemon, olive oil vinaigrette. It's really good.

 

[Lorilei]

Roasted chickpeas, tossed with a little bit of olive oil and sprinkled with cumin and/or cayenne. Yummy snack!

 

[NHKitty]

Whatever.

 

[butters]

piece of art; a gift

at last blue man's arrived, with his jug, waterin' the corn

*happy dance*

i feel so lucky to have such a welcome character come and play in my house.

 

[MrBates2]

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[JohnnySavage]

You know what I've been wondering lately?

When the tv shows street shots from various Asian streets, a lot of the people are wearing surgical masks.

Are they worried about getting germs? Giving Germs? Smog? Fashion statement?

In a germy, filthy place like NYC you never see people wearing surgical masks.

 

[oggbashan]

You know what I've been wondering lately?

When the tv shows street shots from various Asian streets, a lot of the people are wearing surgical masks.

Are they worried about getting germs? Giving Germs? Smog? Fashion statement?

In a germy, filthy place like NYC you never see people wearing surgical masks.

The usual reason is air pollution. Some Chinese cities exceed the highest recommended particulate count by several hundred percent. Much of their electrical power generation is by coal-fired stations with no filtration of the smoke.

The most dangerous particules are so small that the masks are useless against them but they keep out the larger pollutants. Some fee-paying Chinese schools have covered play areas supplied with filtered air to avoid damage to the pupils' lungs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I never touch surfaces in public places. And don't get me started on the petri dish that is the Metro.

 

[bluemuse]

Not creepy is the new sexy.

 

[Farrah]

Not creepy is the new sexy.

Heh.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't have a pan big enough for my ham.

Is this some weird way of saying you have a huge cock?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Is this some weird way of saying you have a huge cock?

You can take it how ever you want.


If you know what I mean.

 

[butters]

Is this some weird way of saying you have a huge cock?

have you ever considered working as a translator?