The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

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I'm having difficulty understanding why the state's are having so much trouble finding drugs to use for executions. Shouldn't they just consult Michael Jackson's doctor?
 
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For those of you who suffer from hemorrhoids may I suggest the following: Just think of those suppositories as disposable, training butt plugs.

I think I have a career in advertising.
 
Why bother?

Surely there are more than enough guns and bullets in TX to do the job quickly and efficiently.

Most assuredly there are, but it's not humane.

We're supposed to put these monsters down in a humane fashion.
 
I bought a ham.

It's a big ham.

I don't seem to be able to judge how big of a ham a single man can eat.

Maybe Yossy Cat wants to trade half a ham for some bean soup.
 
Whatever happened to "Buy American"?

Tell that to the Texas state prison official, at least half of whom are likely driving a vehicle whose manufacturer is not based in the U.S.


Most assuredly there are, but it's not humane.

We're supposed to put these monsters down in a humane fashion.

I don't know about that.

Seven minutes to fall asleep and knowing the whole time that it'll kill you versus a couple of seconds of feeling the barrel of a gun on your temple?

I'd probably opt for the latter.
 
Yeah, cut the ham up and freeze it.

I buy online a lot. I have the problem of buying the wrong sized stuff when it's in unfamiliar measurement. A while back I bought a jar of spicy mustard for $20. It was the quickest shipping mustard. I thought, "Man, for $20/jar, this mustard is gonna be fan-fricken-tastic." Then this huge box arrived and it turns out that 865 grams of mustard is a fuck of a lot of mustard. We're talking, had to clear space on a shelf for the bottle. An epic amount..
 
I hope my ovaries hold out for Monday, at least...this being a chick shit sucks...except I like having tits! Lol!
 
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