The Introvert's Corner

[DarkSimian]

I hope the monkey doesn't like to throw things.

Who you calling a monkey?

 

[ThirdShift]

She's a bat. You might want to watch where you step. Just sayin'

Thanks for the warning!!!

For some reason I thought I heard monkey sounds.

 

[TheOldWidow]

* looks around, sees an empty spot and moves toward it, careful to avoid any and all eye contact *

TheOldWidow reads the story and moral that Old and Shy was passing around . Laughing long and loud, she was shushed and had to leave until she could get herself under control.
She was sent home, still laughing.

 

[ThirdShift]

*carving of the heart almost complete*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I hope the monkey doesn't like to throw things.

She's a bat. You might want to watch where you step. Just sayin'

I can be either.
And..awwwww, shucks. You make it sound like I'm to be feared or something.

I'm nice most of the time.


Ok, That didn't sound right.


I'm nice some of the time?

Oooh... fine!

I'm probably best described as being somewhat pejorative by nature, but-in my defense!- I'm exceptionally good at it.

 

[thejabber27]

/finds chair, sits in chair, reads book.

 

[ViciousTease]

*carving of the heart almost complete*

*shakes wood shavings out of my hair*

 

[ThirdShift]

*shakes wood shavings out of my hair*

Oops... there is more where that came from...

*starts to carve a T and then a S*

 

[TheOldWidow]

Umm,...........can I come back if I promise not to read any more funny's, Widow.

 

[ElvishKitty]

Umm,...........can I come back if I promise not to read any more funny's, Widow.

I say you should bring the funnies with you...

 

[old_and_shy]

TheOldWidow reads the story and moral that Old and Shy was passing around . Laughing long and loud, she was shushed and had to leave until she could get herself under control.
She was sent home, still laughing.

* slightly embarrassed at inadvertently having drawn attention to myself, but nonetheless pleased at being able to make someone laugh *

It's actually a joke I was told a long time ago (we're talking 20+ years ago), and luckily it translated perfectly from my native language in to English.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*scampers across the meadow and up into a treehouse*

*dons a granny square poncho made by RA*

*practices calligraphy*

 

[ViciousTease]

*wanders off to catch fireflies*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*takes a nap, dreams of toast*

 

[barefootgirl69]

*wanders in to see if anyone is around*

 

[emsway]

*breathes deeply of the heady mix of jasmine and ocean air*

I wish I could share this with you all.

 

[ThirdShift]

*breathes deeply of the heady mix of jasmine and ocean air*

I wish I could share this with you all.

Can you bottle it?

*returns to carving* works on the + symbol and the arrow throw the heart

*starts working on the next two initials under the plus sign*

 

[baise]

Introvert, shy, hate being both. Will deal with it by banging my head against the other side of the tree ThirdShift is carving, because it will feel so good when I stop.

 

[ThirdShift]

Please don't hurt yourself. I'm here if you need someone to listen. As many others along the fence and tree and spread out alll over.

*final touches to my carving, telling anyone who walks by who has claimed my heart.*

 

[MessierObject]

Today's a good day to dig a hole and set in it. Y'all can borrow my shovel so long as you don't ask first.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*hides under the covers. Rubs and cums*

I hope no one heard me.

*rolls over and goes back to sleep*

 

[ThirdShift]

*hides under the covers. Rubs and cums*

I hope no one heard me.

*rolls over and goes back to sleep*

That was loud.

 

[ThirdShift]

*borrows shovel and goes looking for a place to dig.*

Today is a good day to crawl into a hole.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*lobs a harmless dirt clod at your noggin*

 

[starrynightin64]

Peeks in....
& quickly turns to run out.