The Insult Thread

[SimonDoom]

Only six (6!) stories here with the tag 'soccer moms'. I am astounded. Get to work everyone.

edit: okay, use the singular there's many more, but still less than a hundred.

That's good to hear. A niche not fully explored.

 

[StillStunned]

That's good to hear. A niche not fully explored.

Your mother's niche has been fully explored though!

 

[SimonDoom]

Your mother's niche has been fully explored though!

You don't know her niche. It's quite a niche. There's more to explore, I think.

 

[Katiel3036]

Your last two braincells are both playing hide and seek

 

[SimonDoom]

Your last two braincells are both playing hide and seek

Yours are playing dead and gone.

 

[Katiel3036]

Yours are playing dead and gone.

The ultimate souther insult, " well bless your heart"

 

[SimonDoom]

The ultimate souther insult, " well bless your heart"

West Coast version:

 

[TheLobster]

The ultimate souther insult, " well bless your heart"

Bless your heart, because your brain is long gone.

 

[Katiel3036]

Bless your heart, because your brain is long gone.

What brain. Im an airhead and a few psi low!

 

[TheLobster]

a few psi low

Now we know why you suck so well.

 

[SimonDoom]

Bless your heart, because your brain is long gone.

Says the crustacean.

 

[Katiel3036]

Now we know why you suck so well.

Sucking would require negative air presser
I blow

 

[TheLobster]

Sucking would require negative air presser (sic)

Im an airhead

Well, at least you weren't lying.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I hear your nickname is Japan. Doing cute and amusing things now to get people to forget how fucked up and evil you were in the past.

 

[anthrodisiac]

If I had a nickel for every time someone insulted your mother, I'd have a lot of nickels, but would just need one to pay for a night with her.

Oh look, another nickel!

 

[SimonDoom]

If I had a nickel for every time someone insulted your mother, I'd have a lot of nickels, but would just need one to pay for a night with her.

Oh look, another nickel!

Hey, at least somebody's willing to pay a nickel for a night with HIS mom. You should be so lucky.