The Inappropriate Thread

[whispering_surrender]

Covering your mouth with your hand and saying "ha, ha, you don't know what I'm saying" in front of a profundly deaf person.

Oh! That's evil! *grrr*

Whisp

 

[raphy]

Sub Joe

Is that the same as speaking English to a French person?

NL

It is you speak it with increasing volume, convinced that the louder your voice, the easier it will be for them to comprehend you.

 

[Liar]

It is you speak it with increasing volume, convinced that the louder your voice, the easier it will be for them to comprehend you.

Another favourite of mine is to walk up to someone, and talk incomprehensibly to them. When they reply that they don't understand what you are saying, just laugh, give them a wink, and yap on.



Inappropriate: Asking a dyslectic to spell his condition.

#L

 

[raphy]

Inappropriate: Asking a dyslectic to spell his condition.

So, there's these two dyslexic skiers on vacation. They're standing at the top of the hill and they're arguing. A man walks up to them carrying a sled and says, "Hey, what's the problem here guys?"

One skier turns to him and says "Well, we're both dyslexic and we're trying to decide.. When you ski back and forth across the hill as you go down it, is that called zig zag, or zag zig?"

The man says, "I have no idea really - I'm a tobogganist."

The second skier immediately says, "Oh, great. I'll have twenty Marlboro Light, then."

 

[SeaCat]

Popping a beer at a Eulogy.

Flashing in Church.

Eating Beef and Bean Burritos before an international flight.

E-Mailing Porn to George Bush.

Offering a drink to Ted Kennedy while wearing a thing bikini.

SeaCat

 

[shereads]

So, there's these two dyslexic skiers on vacation. They're standing at the top of the hill and they're arguing. A man walks up to them carrying a sled and says, "Hey, what's the problem here guys?"

One skier turns to him and says "Well, we're both dyslexic and we're trying to decide.. When you ski back and forth across the hill as you go down it, is that called zig zag, or zag zig?"

The man says, "I have no idea really - I'm a tobogganist."

The second skier immediately says, "Oh, great. I'll have twenty Marlboro Light, then."

 

[destinie21]

Whisp I love you new av.

oh and in keeping on topic fucking bloody helll.

 

[razor_nut]

*sits up straight and clears his thoat*
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt!"

 

[Mysteryjj]

Sub Joe

Is that the same as speaking English to a French person?

NL

No it's the same as speaking French to an English person, fucking Frog's.

 

[Mysteryjj]

*sits up straight and clears his thoat*
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt!"

Oh yu'r Chinese then?

 

[shereads]

Whisp I love you new av.

oh and in keeping on topic fucking bloody helll.

Yes, please. This thread is about inappropriateness, not AVs.

Perhaps instead of "I love your new av," you might say to whisp, "Your new av is not inappropriate."

 

[Mysteryjj]

Yes, please. This thread is about inappropriateness, not AVs.

Perhaps instead of "I love your new av," you might say to whisp, "Your new av is not inappropriate."

Yes and it's inappropriate that I haven't fucking got one yet.

 

[whispering_surrender]

Whisp I love you new av.

oh and in keeping on topic fucking bloody helll.

Why thank you hon! Although, I have to give Raphy the credit since he was the photographer and editor. All I did was lie there (One of the few times I ever just "lie there".)

Whisp

Ooops, Ps for topicality: Any discussion of the making of head cheese during a meal. (We went to my parents' house for lunch today. More than that, you probably don't want to know!)

 

[Mysteryjj]

My mother-in-law's name is Gertrude.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ketchup on green beans

 

[destinie21]

Whsip being a pillow queen is inappropriate

 

[Mysteryjj]

I'm a pillow biter sometimes if he's a bit rough.

 

[Mysteryjj]

A basket of soup.

 

[Mysteryjj]

Is it inappropriate to use this thread to rack up 100 posts.

 

[ruminator]

No, to do that in other threads would be inappropriate, To do it here would be appropriate thereby making it inappropriate to do it here, which is just fine.

Share a pillow?.........

 

[shereads]

Is it inappropriate to use this thread to rack up 100 posts.

No, but it will be faster if you post to all of the other threads, too.

 

[Mysteryjj]

No, to do that in other threads would be inappropriate, To do it here would be appropriate thereby making it inappropriate to do it here, which is just fine.

Share a pillow?.........

I'm a married woman, sharing a pillow with you would be inappropriate, therefore, Ok your place or mine.

 

[destinie21]

burning question

is it okay to be high falutin on the iappropriate thread.

 

[ruminator]

I'm a married woman, sharing a pillow with you would be inappropriate, therefore, Ok your place or mine.

Whichever is least appropriate will do just fine.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[Mysteryjj]

Whichever is least appropriate will do just fine.

Welcome to Lit.

Yes I agree, we must mull this over a bit more Thanks for the welcome, I have been here for ages, mainly lurking though and reading dirty stories.

There now we've chatted sensibly, which should be inappropriate enough for them I think